Tiger
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http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
quote:
Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
'wearing the sausage'
[Edited on 20-11-2009 by Tiger]
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Jake
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ive laughed at every single one. its getting added to favourite
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SVM 286
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'Ploughing the minnow'
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Jake
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quote: Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates
slamming the ivory batmobile
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ste_p23
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He was so drunk, he was literally
munching the bed.
Following me around now? Thats just sick!
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JonnyJ
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Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
snuggling the oboe!
I wish
LOL
Every morning, he woke up
dipping the wookie.
[Edited on 20-11-2009 by JonnyJ]
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DannyB
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They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
delegating the pork warlock.
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JonnyJ
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These are brilliant
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
lubricating the Mexican beaver.
I couldn't believe my luck as she started
shaking hands with the sacred heat-seeking polka.
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were pressure washing the Welsh fishbowl.
Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience denting the darkness.
In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
corrupting the darkness?
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Nick-S
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quote: Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
lubricating the pocket heat-seeking banana.
[Edited on 20-11-2009 by GSi_16v]
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Cosmo
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Fairly apt given the wannabe Australian thread starter...
I feel like
toggling the ham prisoner.
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Tiger
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Fairly apt given the wannabe Australian thread starter...
I feel like
toggling the ham prisoner.
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Cosmo
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convict wannabe
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Tiger
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She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
bending the weasel.
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Cosmo
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One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while
hitting the ol' Nantucket pocket monkey.
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mattfiesta
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Shut the door! I'm
corrupting the paté!
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lostboy
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Unbeknownst to me, they were all
running down the rubber glass hose.
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DaveyLC
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You should have seen your face! You looked like you were blowing the pigeon.
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Matty SRi
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It was, of course, difficult to believe he could have been "accidentally"
lubricating the bulldog.
haha
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sand-eel
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Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates
punching the badger.
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sand-eel
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Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
laminating the walrus.
haven't laughed this much in ages.
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Andy Stocker
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Every morning, he woke up
kissing the legendary paisley ocelot.
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Tom G
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One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while
slamming the chicken.
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates
punching the badger.
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DizzyRebel
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Needless to say, I promptly began
spreading the pork basket.
In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
playing with the bald immigrant?
[Edited on 20-11-2009 by DizzyRebel]
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Doug
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The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
double-parking the object.
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