SetH
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pick a suitable geeky type dude.. think Atari t-shirt guy in road trip.
Get him majorly smashed so he wanders upstairs and passes out on a bed.
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum 
then, this is the hardcore bit where you need the minerals.. gently inset the johnny into his ass and leave it half hanging out.
leave his trousers undone.
When he wakes much to his utter horror and disbelief he will think he has been ass raped
75 HEFFER acheivement points for this one.
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GF-91
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Originally posted by SetH
pick a suitable geeky type dude.. think Atari t-shirt guy in road trip.
Get him majorly smashed so he wanders upstairs and passes out on a bed.
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum
then, this is the hardcore bit where you need the minerals.. gently inset the johnny into his ass and leave it half hanging out.
leave his trousers undone.
When he wakes much to his utter horror and disbelief he will think he has been ass raped
75 HEFFER acheivement points for this one.
Don't think I could finger a guy's ass though really though
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SetH
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the hardest bit is not to wake him up whilst you are all pissing yourself setting up the anal intrusion ass scene lol
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Neo
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Originally posted by SetH
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum
40 days and 40 nights stylie
tbf if anyone could acheive it and video him waking up that'd be immense
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mwg
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WTF is wrong with you
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CorsAsh
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Don't think I could finger a guy's ass though really though
Use a biro.
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SetH
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Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by SetH
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum
40 days and 40 nights stylie
tbf if anyone could acheive it and video him waking up that'd be immense
Ive not seen that film? do they do it
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SetH
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WTF is wrong with you
Plenty my son.... plenty
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Neo
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No, there is a bitwhere he has the girl riding him, she cum's and he fakes it, she wants to see that he has but he runs into the living room and tells his flat mate he needs something that looks like cum to put in the condom
He flat mate simply says "Like Cum ?"
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SetH
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pmsl
egg whites?
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Marc
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PMSL I've just literally lolled at that in the office
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pick a suitable geeky type dude.. think Atari t-shirt guy in road trip.
Get him majorly smashed so he wanders upstairs and passes out on a bed.
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum
then, this is the hardcore bit where you need the minerals.. gently inset the johnny into his ass and leave it half hanging out.
leave his trousers undone.
When he wakes much to his utter horror and disbelief he will think he has been ass raped
75 HEFFER acheivement points for this one.
This plan falls down on three points Seth...
1) Unless he's a bumder, one will not be able to insert ANYTHING 'gently' into his arse.
2) A hard nut and/or enemy would be a preferable and far fairer victim.
3) YOU'D HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING IN A MAN'S ARSE!
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Matt L
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This reminds me of a girl at work told us.
to cut a long story shorter...
house party > one lad passes out on the floor > quite geeky lad things its a good idea to shove a broom handle up the other guys arse > shoves it up > guy wakes up next morning in a pool of blood > guy who did it got sent to prison > guy whos arse got violated has no control of his arse so has a bag.
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pick a suitable geeky type dude.. think Atari t-shirt guy in road trip.
Get him majorly smashed so he wanders upstairs and passes out on a bed.
Get a johnny and fill it with the closest substance you can find in the house to cum
then, this is the hardcore bit where you need the minerals.. gently inset the johnny into his ass and leave it half hanging out.
leave his trousers undone.
When he wakes much to his utter horror and disbelief he will think he has been ass raped
75 HEFFER acheivement points for this one.
This plan falls down on three points Seth...
1) Unless he's a bumder, one will not be able to insert ANYTHING 'gently' into his arse.
2) A hard nut and/or enemy would be a preferable and far fairer victim.
3) YOU'D HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING IN A MAN'S ARSE!
i dont think mark could do it anyway. he would accidently say YYEEAHHH BOOOYYY mid intrusion and wake the poor bloke up.
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Half Pint
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mates done this to one of our friends he didn't talk for a whole day and then the joke was let out into the open and he lost it completely....
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Half Pint
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for all those moaning... you use a pencil to poke the jonney up the anus....
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
This reminds me of a girl at work told us.
to cut a long story shorter...
house party > one lad passes out on the floor > quite geeky lad things its a good idea to shove a broom handle up the other guys arse > shoves it up > guy wakes up next morning in a pool of blood > guy who did it got sent to prison > guy whos arse got violated has no control of his arse so has a bag.
So no broomhandles guys
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Half Pint
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Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by Matt L
This reminds me of a girl at work told us.
to cut a long story shorter...
house party > one lad passes out on the floor > quite geeky lad things its a good idea to shove a broom handle up the other guys arse > shoves it up > guy wakes up next morning in a pool of blood > guy who did it got sent to prison > guy whos arse got violated has no control of his arse so has a bag.
So no broomhandles guys
you forgot Guy in prison became 'Tiny's Bitch' and now also has bag....
[Edited on 25-11-2009 by Half Pint]
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SetH
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ROFL @ jake
Has for the broom handle incident well the guy that did that is a complete cunt in my view.
you should be able to gently insert a bit of johnny into someone, esp being drunk without causing any damage.
Although there is potential for pyschological damage in the form of the following scenarios:
1) he spends his life thinking he was raped, and never speaks to anybody about it.. he cant hold down succesful marriage and eventually kills himself
2) the fact this may have happened turns him on, and he becomes a proper little anal reciever... think the generals daughter effect.
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Kevxx
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
This reminds me of a girl at work told us.
to cut a long story shorter...
house party > one lad passes out on the floor > quite geeky lad things its a good idea to shove a broom handle up the other guys arse > shoves it up > guy wakes up next morning in a pool of blood > guy who did it got sent to prison > guy whos arse got violated has no control of his arse so has a bag.
hahahaha!!!!
We did this to our drummer when on tour, but the condom had real cum  hahaha
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ed
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I think most people would know if they've been bum raped or not. I see this plan being funny, but not for your reasons.
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mart08uk
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quote:
Originally posted by Kevxx
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
This reminds me of a girl at work told us.
to cut a long story shorter...
house party > one lad passes out on the floor > quite geeky lad things its a good idea to shove a broom handle up the other guys arse > shoves it up > guy wakes up next morning in a pool of blood > guy who did it got sent to prison > guy whos arse got violated has no control of his arse so has a bag.
hahahaha!!!!
We did this to our drummer when on tour, but the condom had real cum hahaha
Soo you actually bummed him  
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Kevxx
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brown felt tip pen did the "bumming"
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SVM 286
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Did it start off brown?
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dannymccann
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This thread is properly fucked up
Seth's post was funny but Kevs is properly worrying me
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