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WRG Corsa

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29th Nov 09 at 20:01

Whats your self defence weapon you would use in your house in the event of a robbery?

Pictures/ideas would be helpfull

_Allan_

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29th Nov 09 at 20:02

Kevxx

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29th Nov 09 at 20:02

if i thought i could take the robber, i'd have a go with a bat or something. If he looked solid, i'd throw my girlfriend in front of him, hope she got raped or something, while i make an escape.

Dan295

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29th Nov 09 at 20:04

quote:
Originally posted by Kevxx
if i thought i could take the robber, i'd have a go with a bat or something. If he looked solid, i'd throw my girlfriend in front of him, hope she got raped or something, while i make an escape.

i so hope she reads that

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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29th Nov 09 at 20:05

My police baton, or the baseball bat I keep under the bed. If I didn't ave a chance or there were a few of them i'd get my warrent card out and hope it put them off!

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by Ben J]

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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29th Nov 09 at 20:06

I have a choice of 3 longbows a crossbow 2 pistols and 2 rifles

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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29th Nov 09 at 20:08

Cricket bat, chased somebody down the road with it after playing with my flatmates car in my old flat

Brett

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29th Nov 09 at 20:09

This might sound strange...

In the car, I have the wheel brace under the passenger seat. In the house I have a 12" Bowie knife stashed in the couch. Rounders bat under my corner of the mattress, and a C02 gun already chambered with 8 pointed pellets in my sock drawer. Funnily enough I have a knuckleduster in my garage at the moment along with a jagged 5" retractable blade too.

I sold the cross-bow I had as I thought it was crap. I also sold my machetes as they were just too big and goofy for my liking.

I really fancy an M11 airsoft with blowback, just for kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BRCbzN3QLo

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by loafofbrett]

Hammer

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29th Nov 09 at 20:09

filled with...

jamied

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29th Nov 09 at 20:11

baseball bat

Jake

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29th Nov 09 at 20:13

a rear lat spread should protect me from any attempted woundings and a double back bicep to scare them off

LukeS

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29th Nov 09 at 20:14

My cat

alan-g-w

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Location: Glasgow
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29th Nov 09 at 20:15

A midi baseball bat.

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by alan-g-w]

mwg

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29th Nov 09 at 20:15

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
This might sound strange...

In the car, I have the wheel brace under the passenger seat. In the house I have a 12" Bowie knife stashed in the couch. Rounders bat under my corner of the mattress, and a C02 gun already chambered with 8 pointed pellets in my sock drawer. Funnily enough I have a knuckleduster in my garage at the moment along with a jagged 5" retractable blade too.

fuck breaking in to your house

alan-g-w

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29th Nov 09 at 20:17

quote:
Originally posted by jake
a rear lat spread should protect me from any attempted woundings and a double back bicep to scare them off

psycho sport

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29th Nov 09 at 20:21

quote:
Originally posted by jake
a rear lat spread should protect me from any attempted woundings and a double back bicep to scare them off

flare them wings out

Seegeemusic

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Registered: 22nd May 09
Location: Nottingham
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29th Nov 09 at 20:24

Got a claw hammer down the side of my bed

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by Craiggallon]

Ben J

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29th Nov 09 at 20:25

Everyone is tooled up!!!

sand-eel

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29th Nov 09 at 20:26

Varies assortments of knifes in the kitchen.

AndyKent

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29th Nov 09 at 20:29

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
This might sound strange...

In the car, I have the wheel brace under the passenger seat. In the house I have a 12" Bowie knife stashed in the couch. Rounders bat under my corner of the mattress, and a C02 gun already chambered with 8 pointed pellets in my sock drawer. Funnily enough I have a knuckleduster in my garage at the moment along with a jagged 5" retractable blade too.

I sold the cross-bow I had as I thought it was crap. I also sold my machetes as they were just too big and goofy for my liking.

I really fancy an M11 airsoft with blowback, just for kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BRCbzN3QLo

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by loafofbrett]

FLOL

Not paranoid then

flybikeslee

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29th Nov 09 at 20:30

whatever is closest and heaviest

Pip308

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29th Nov 09 at 20:47

"decorative" ninja swords on the wall in my room or various beer bottles i got

Whittie

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29th Nov 09 at 20:49

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
This might sound strange...

In the car, I have the wheel brace under the passenger seat. In the house I have a 12" Bowie knife stashed in the couch. Rounders bat under my corner of the mattress, and a C02 gun already chambered with 8 pointed pellets in my sock drawer. Funnily enough I have a knuckleduster in my garage at the moment along with a jagged 5" retractable blade too.

I sold the cross-bow I had as I thought it was crap. I also sold my machetes as they were just too big and goofy for my liking.

I really fancy an M11 airsoft with blowback, just for kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BRCbzN3QLo

[Edited on 29-11-2009 by loafofbrett]

Fucking lol, you crazy cuunt

BarnshaW

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29th Nov 09 at 20:50

i have nato CS spray and a bottle of one shot drain cleaner in my room. I am more into chucking chemicals.

DaveyLC

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29th Nov 09 at 20:50

Ideally it needs to be something that you 'might have laying about' and cant be construde as a offencive weapon so that when you end up in court because you battered shit out of someone you can say you reached for the nearest object..

Something like a vacuum cleaner tube, a broom handle or one of those poles with a hook on for opening loft hatches are pefect things to keep by the side of your bed.

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