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Author KaleCo auto website MEGA LOL
wakey1512
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5th Dec 09 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1&zenid=891e6de8c0b06673ad336b32a8946211

fancy a powerband? or maybe an oil bypass kit?

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Modern synthetic oil is very expensive - so why run the risk of getting it dirty by running it through your motor block? KaleCoAuto bypass kit comes with everything you need to run the oil around your motor block where it will do more good. Oil runs cooler, and as a result, there may be horsepower gains!



How about a radiator insulation kit?

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The weakest part of your car is the likely the radiator. It is a simple matter of physics when we tell you this: Energy is lost through heat. Transmissions, as they lose more and more heat, begin to cause more loss of power. However, that's only a small part - The worst part is the radiator! All sorts of heat is lost through the radiator - in essence - losing the horsepower through heat! Not anymore!! KaleCoAuto brings you the Radiator Insulatior - Simply slip over your radiator and enjoy the power! KaleCoAuto radiator insulation is made from only the finest asbestos, and is guaranteed to trap 90% more heat!





some people will believe it as well!
Nic Barnes
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5th Dec 09 at 14:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

all parts developed under testing on the ring it says
nathy_87
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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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5th Dec 09 at 14:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dooOOOYYYLE, Found something for ya(!)
Graham88
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Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Pmsl! Elbow Grease, Blinker Fluid
wakey1512
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engine scrub consisting of putting shrapnel with your oil, will sure clean your engine out
Nic Barnes
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5th Dec 09 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF AT THE 710 CAP
wakey1512
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5th Dec 09 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah haha look at the reviews for all these items
CorsAsh
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5th Dec 09 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
all parts developed under testing on the ring it says
Dave A does all their mapping on an Xbox 360.
wakey1512
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5th Dec 09 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mopeds with 2 stroke direct injection systems can be mapped with gameboys honestly!
like it!!
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Cross Drilled Brake Lines

davieslim
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5th Dec 09 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Flux capacitor lol
neil h
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Wow the tweeter dimmer sounds like the solution to all my stereo tuning problems.
wakey1512
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engine scrub lol
djmattyh
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Ever wonder where those high performance rally car drivers get their brass balls? For the first time ever, brass balls are being made available to the public! Sold in sets of three, Brass Balls are an easy way to increase your performance driving ability. (For off road race use only. Use on street may result in arrest, serious injury, or death.)
what the fuck are brass balls? lmao
wakey1512
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6th Dec 09 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

because rally drivers have some serious balls to do what they do? haha
Root
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Flux Capacitor

The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor! Many flux capacitor designs have come and gone in the marketplace. Most have only been compatible with certain low production paintless cars. But now, KaleCoAuto has brought to you a modern Flux Capacitor fully compatible with any present day vehicle! This item may be expensive, but can you place a price on time travel? NOTE: Special return policy: If you are not 100% satisfied, you may return this product for a full refund, in no LESS than 30 days before you purchase it!
Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
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6th Dec 09 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

awesome stuff
wakey1512
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piston return spring

KaleCoAuto piston return springs FORCE the pistons back into the motor, no longer relying on gravity!

 
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