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DaveyLC
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I have a couple in their late 40's next door the bloke is in IT and the woman is a secondary school teacher.

It would appear that she may be going through the menopause the clue being random latenight/early morning (3am) scream fests of her basically crying and shouting at her husband about not "being able to do it any more"..

At first I just accepted it and hoped a bit of lithium or some powerful tranqualizers would sort her out but alas it continues.

So I'm in a bit of a prediciment do I continue to show compassion or next time she's screaming at the top of her voice at three in the fucking morning do I go round there and tell her to shut the fuck up?

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fazza
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i think you should go round and give her the 'Davey Love Stick' tbh



but yeh i would tell her to shut the fuck up, i work long and hard and that shit would annoy the fuck outta me
nathy_87
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Join in with her (from your house of course) see if you can have a competition see who wins,

(reminded me of the Family guy show with Adam West :lol
mwg
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Call the police and say there's a domestic going on next door
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Call the police and say there's a domestic going on next door


Give it a week and a copper might show up
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Join in with her (from your house of course) see if you can have a competition see who wins,



Good call!
mwg
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Police are not so bad round here. I've had to ring before about something similar and they turned up quickly so saw and heard what was going on for themselves.
DaveyLC
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If I said something like "I think my neighbour is being attacked and she just screamed something about a gun", they would be there in seconds.
mwg
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Do it
Ojc
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Address?
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Address?


Do I look stupid?
DaveyLC
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....dont answer that
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
If I said something like "I think my neighbour is being attacked and she just screamed something about a gun", they would be there in seconds.


Use without the gun part, but say there is a huge row going on next door and you think the women may be being beaten up.

They will be there in a shot!!
DaveyLC
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Worth a try, but I bet they still dont care
Daimo B
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Women being beaten up, you would be suprised. Its high on the police prioritys is domestic violence. Rows they don't care, but add that you think shes being beaten up and its taken VERY seriously!
Welsh Dan
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As said, Domestics are a huge Police priority so they'd be there pronto.
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Id say go round there before/after work and have a word saying you don't appreciate hearing them at 3am in the morning. I'm in a similar position with my neighbour but it's their 3month old baby crying at 3am so think i'm gonna give it a year first
John
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Get a detached house.

Why are domestics a priority?

If he's just punched her lights out fair enough but not because of a bit of screaming.
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by swill_omnibus
Id say go round there before/after work and have a word saying you don't appreciate hearing them at 3am in the morning. I'm in a similar position with my neighbour but it's their 3month old baby crying at 3am so think i'm gonna give it a year first


Not really sure how you bring something like that up without sounding like a cunt
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Get a detached house.

Why are domestics a priority?

If he's just punched her lights out fair enough but not because of a bit of screaming.



The whole women being beaten up thing (if you read every post....)

Not because someones having a row.



Swill, can't really complain about a new baby tbh.
Colin
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Do a jobby on their front step.

 
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