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Linch
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23rd Dec 09 at 03:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aye....

its great after a neet ouuut

http://www.pornhub.com/
Eck
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23rd Dec 09 at 03:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd say that porn after a night out is the worst possible time. Depending on how much you've drank though.
Linch
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23rd Dec 09 at 03:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mate....its impossible to get any kind of har don...so im off yto bed
chrisritch
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23rd Dec 09 at 05:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
surely the need for porn idicates it was a shit night and youve failed
mantamark
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a_j_mair
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23rd Dec 09 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
must have been a pretty shite nihgt to go home watch porn and post on a corsa forum
BarnshaW
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23rd Dec 09 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and your signature is completely gay "im on cam"
Brett
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23rd Dec 09 at 10:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ah, a good old fashioned 5 minute try for a wank after an unsuccessful night out
Tiger
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23rd Dec 09 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He must have woke up in the morning limp cock in hand and a cup of fresh tea next to him that he didnt make
Jake
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23rd Dec 09 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
He must have woke up in the morning limp cock in hand and a cup of fresh tea next to him that he didnt make





[Edited on 23-12-2009 by jake]
Paul_J
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Budgie
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23rd Dec 09 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the best thing IMO is to drink the right amount where you can get up but wont for ages with the wifey or shlaag
nathy_87
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23rd Dec 09 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm very suprised you haven't got banned for this.
Neo
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23rd Dec 09 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
I'm very suprised you haven't got banned for this.


Only linked, not posted
Eck
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24th Dec 09 at 01:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
and your signature is completely gay "im on cam"


It's not just me that fucking hates it then The amount of stipulations in his sig that need to met before "bye bye" is hilarious
Root
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24th Dec 09 at 01:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
I'd say that porn after a night out is the worst possible time. Depending on how much you've drank though.

It's not that bad if you havn't pulled.
Eck
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24th Dec 09 at 02:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You've not understood what I meant mate. If you're utter bladdered, you will be wanking like a motherfucker for hours to no avail.
Tiger
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24th Dec 09 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Like flogging a dead horse...

 
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