drunkenfool
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Right, we've got one really arsey neighbour at my mum's place who seems to have absolutely no life at all and complains about the most stupid things. Today, for the first time in almost 4 weeks, I had to take my car out of the road (a little cul-de-sac with 4 houses) and theres still loads of snow/ice. I was struggling for about 20 minutes, rocking the car back and forth, using carpets, digging etc. and still wasn't really getting anywhere (one of the downfalls of a 500bhp car, the wheels even span in 1st gear at idle lol), so I reversed onto his snow-free drive a tiny bit so I could get some traction and a bit of a run-up. The moment my back wheels touched his drive he opened the window and shouted "Oi, get off my drive!" and proceeded to have a massive go at me  I just said to him that it was either that or I leave my car at the end of his drive completely blocking him in, its his choice.
Anyway, the main gripe is that almost every day he reverses onto our drive to get out of the road! We wouldnt give a shit usually but because he's such a nazi about us doing the same to him it's taking the piss a bit, so can you think of any sneaky ways to stop him coming onto ours, or doing some damage to his car that we can't get in trouble for? I was thinking maybe hide some broken glass between the cracks in the block paved drive, soemthing like that 
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Daveskater
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"Accidentally" leave a whole load of nails at the end of your drive  
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Cosmo
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Get some of those metal bollards that you can raise up/hide away and leave them up.
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Cavey
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Not sure how you'd get on the drive yourself though 
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Root
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lol, that's funny. I regularly go all the way into random people's drives on narrow roads to perform 3 point turns
Just knock on his door and call him a dickhead then walk off lol. or put some gates on your drive, then he can't go on your drive without opening your gates
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ajscorsa
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put a spike strip thingy down lol
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Not sure how you'd get on the drive yourself though
WIN.
Although attach them to a remote so you can sit in your window and put them up when you see him approaching your drive.
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Matt L
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put one of those carpet things down bit like what cavey posted only alot more girly although they may not actually puncture the tyres.
also you'll have to be careful not to puncture all his tyres so hes stuck at the end of your drive
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C2RL R
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don't damage his car. thats a shit thing to do. next time he has a go at you just ask him what the problem is. be overly nice to him as that will piss him off. he sounds like an angry guy so he'll get more annoyed that he hasn't got a reaction out of you.
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adiohead
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just have a go at him and call him a hypocrite when he next turns in your drive.
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by Cavey
Not sure how you'd get on the drive yourself though
WIN.
Although attach them to a remote so you can sit in your window and put them up when you see him approaching your drive.
OMG I want them! Where do you get them from?!
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
don't damage his car. thats a shit thing to do. next time he has a go at you just ask him what the problem is. be overly nice to him as that will piss him off. he sounds like an angry guy so he'll get more annoyed that he hasn't got a reaction out of you.
That sounds like something my mum would say, and is complete tosh.
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
don't damage his car. thats a shit thing to do. next time he has a go at you just ask him what the problem is. be overly nice to him as that will piss him off. he sounds like an angry guy so he'll get more annoyed that he hasn't got a reaction out of you.
Tried all that, we've been neighbours for about 12 years 
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sc0ott
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Originally posted by Cavey
Not sure how you'd get on the drive yourself though
you can easily tell him you are installing an acco drain (of death) at the end of his drive to stop puddles forming. although installing it at the wrong side
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AlunJ
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karma will get the bastard! *beat him*
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oceansoul
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Not sure how you'd get on the drive yourself though
Remember if you have these though and some chav/pikey/stupid child/elephant/pet cat injures themselves on it, it will be your fault! 
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Cosmo
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http://www.entryparkingposts.com/www.entryparkingposts.coms/info.php?p=3&pno=0
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Cavey
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http://www.hooverfence.com/catalog/entry_systems/traffic-control/traffic-spikes.htm#PRICES AND ORDERING
America apparently 
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csweatherston
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Tbh, i would have rolled an epic snow ball and lobbed it at his window.
Flicked him the V's then drove off.
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C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
don't damage his car. thats a shit thing to do. next time he has a go at you just ask him what the problem is. be overly nice to him as that will piss him off. he sounds like an angry guy so he'll get more annoyed that he hasn't got a reaction out of you.
That sounds like something my mum would say, and is complete tosh.
oh ok fuck his car up then. that won't make him a cunt at all will it?
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Root
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DO I HEAR POTATO IN THE EXHAUST?
lol
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
don't damage his car. thats a shit thing to do. next time he has a go at you just ask him what the problem is. be overly nice to him as that will piss him off. he sounds like an angry guy so he'll get more annoyed that he hasn't got a reaction out of you.
That sounds like something my mum would say, and is complete tosh.
oh ok fuck his car up then. that won't make him a cunt at all will it?
He already is a badger so what difference is it going to make?
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Carl
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Does he have to reverse on your drive to get out, if so i'd put something there preferably something low so he might not see it and hit it.
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Matt.H
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Depending on what car it is, superglue in the petrol cap lock. Wont know till its time to fill up so could have happened anywhere...
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Cosmo
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I dont think he wants acts of mindless vandalism, but more something that he could put on his driveway for security purposes which may just end up annoying his neighbour who uses it to turn around.
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