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ste_p23
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[Edited on 01-03-2010 by ste_p23]
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So basically you would like to "rent" some friends
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Not on a school night... Plus if it's the Weds, i'll be on a plane heading back from Ghana

Besides, Wednesday is the 3rd, Thursday the 4th - which is it?
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty SRi
So basically you would like to "rent" some friends


Not quite! just being mid week no one is about to come and dont fancy spending the nite doing fuck all on my own in a place ive never been id rather have a laff with some one
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quote:
Originally posted by djgritt
Not on a school night... Plus if it's the Weds, i'll be on a plane heading back from Ghana

Besides, Wednesday is the 3rd, Thursday the 4th - which is it?


Go on weds the 3rd back the 4th!

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quote:
Originally posted by ste_p23
quote:
Originally posted by djgritt
Not on a school night... Plus if it's the Weds, i'll be on a plane heading back from Ghana

Besides, Wednesday is the 3rd, Thursday the 4th - which is it?


Go on weds the 3rd back the 4th!





I definitely won't be able to then!
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quote:
Originally posted by ste_p23

Not quite! just being mid week no one is about to come and dont fancy spending the nite doing fuck all on my own in a place ive never been id rather have a laff with some one



Theres a Spearmint Rhino and FYEO in town, just hole yourself up in there at your Emloyers expense. Simples.

Thats what I do with some of my colleagues when our UK Team congregates in Poole for our annual conference...

Tits & Ass FTW TBH.
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I'll be there.
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You do realise that Bournemouth is well known for being the quere capital of the UK don't you?

Anyone that takes you up on this offer will also be taking you up the arse whilst you bite on the headboard.
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Originally posted by Cosmo



you'll give away the secret.
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You do realise that Bournemouth is well known for being the quere capital of the UK don't you?

Anyone that takes you up on this offer will also be taking you up the arse whilst you bite on the headboard.



fuckin im in
























only joking
ste_p23
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You do realise that Bournemouth is well known for being the quere capital of the UK don't you?

Anyone that takes you up on this offer will also be taking you up the arse whilst you bite on the headboard.


i did not know that

[Edited on 28-02-2010 by ste_p23]
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:doyle:
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You have offered to take someone out on a site that is predominantly male, pay for it and put them up for the night in the faggot capital of the UK.

You are going to end up with an arsehole that is looser than the UK's imigration policy and more cum up your arsehole than Dani Behr has had pumped into her cock socket.
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:doyle:
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You have offered to take someone out on a site that is predominantly male, pay for it and put them up for the night in the faggot capital of the UK.

You are going to end up with an arsehole that is looser than the UK's imigration policy and more cum up your arsehole than Dani Behr has had pumped into her cock socket.


Half of the folk on here won't have heard of Dani Behr, maybe you should save that analogy for your prefered site/performance related bum boys.
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quote:
Originally posted by ste_p23
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You do realise that Bournemouth is well known for being the quere capital of the UK don't you?

Anyone that takes you up on this offer will also be taking you up the arse whilst you bite on the headboard.


i did not know that

[Edited on 28-02-2010 by ste_p23]




Don't fecking listen, its nowhere near as Gay as its being made out to be.

There is a Gay scene, but it is on the other side of the town to where all the major clubs and bars are - The Triangle is where there are 5-6 'more active' Gay Bars/Clubs.

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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Half of the folk on here won't have heard of Dani Behr, maybe you should save that analogy for your prefered site/performance related bum boys.


I probably should.

That post alone suggests that I am trying to converse with children.

What are you doing up at this time anyway? It's school in the morning. Get Mummy to make you some hot milk and go and purge yourself over a 1.2 8v Corsa...
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Also, I think LETGSIRETARD has mixed up Bournemouth with Brighton (referred to as the UK Gay Capital)

Easy enough with about 100 miles seperating the 2... :doyle:
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You have offered to take someone out on a site that is predominantly male, pay for it and put them up for the night in the faggot capital of the UK.

You are going to end up with an arsehole that is looser than the UK's imigration policy and more cum up your arsehole than Dani Behr has had pumped into her cock socket.


Fuck off you fuckin internet warrior i asked if anyone fancied a piss up not a bum sesh! Dont see the point in travelling 200 miles to sit on my own all nite if someone fancys a few pints at my companys expense!

[Edited on 01-03-2010 by ste_p23]
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Half of the folk on here won't have heard of Dani Behr, maybe you should save that analogy for your prefered site/performance related bum boys.


I probably should.

That post alone suggests that I am trying to converse with children.

What are you doing up at this time anyway? It's school in the morning. Get Mummy to make you some hot milk and go and purge yourself over a 1.2 8v Corsa...


i'm lactose intolerant.
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quote:
Originally posted by djgritt
Also, I think LETGSIRETARD has mixed up Bournemouth with Brighton (referred to as the UK Gay Capital)

Easy enough with about 100 miles seperating the 2... :doyle:


Brighton is also filled with chutney ferrets.

quote:
Originally posted by ste_p23
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
You have offered to take someone out on a site that is predominantly male, pay for it and put them up for the night in the faggot capital of the UK.

You are going to end up with an arsehole that is looser than the UK's imigration policy and more cum up your arsehole than Dani Behr has had pumped into her cock socket.


Fuck off you fuckin internet warrior i asked if anyone fancied a piss up not a bum sesh!


What you asked and what you implied are two different things.

You are offering to take a bloke out, get them drunk and take them back to a hotel room! 'then the day/ night is ours' <- Your words, not mine.

Dirty cock loving gayer.
djgritt
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Doesn't say anything about taking them back to the Hotel TBH.


Also, where did you hear of Bournemouth being the UK Queer Capital?
A simple interwebs search after your claim doesn't back that up...
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Get A Fucking grip you looser! its a term that means the rest of the day and night i dont have to be in work and i have £300 to spend on what ever i fancy i could sit in alone and blow it on silly shit but id rather have abit of banter and a few pints and a kebab and a laff!

[Edited on 01-03-2010 by ste_p23]

[Edited on 01-03-2010 by ste_p23]

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