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SetH
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Started a contract for the NHS yesterday and on one of my wanders today I walked past the maternity ward.... OMFG im gonna need locking up
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shut up mark.
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Dione J
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What job did you get there Mark?
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
What job did you get there Mark?


Just a rollout for a month mate, upgrading a lot of their desktops. Not something id go near as a permie job these days but its a reasonable rate and its NHS experience that may come in handy in the future.
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Its a worry they let you wander round aimlessly

I'm just waiting for you to meet your worst nightmare....a breast redunction clinic
SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
shut up mark.


You`ll never convert me to PERT... Never i tell thee!

PREGGORZ
HEFFER
UDDER FTW!
SetH
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quote:
Its a worry they let you wander round aimlessly


Yes it is
Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
What job did you get there Mark?


Just a rollout for a month mate, upgrading a lot of their desktops. Not something id go near as a permie job these days but its a reasonable rate and its NHS experience that may come in handy in the future.
Are you a qualified IT techy person then?
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
shut up mark.


You`ll never convert me to PERT... Never i tell thee!

PREGGORZ
HEFFER
UDDER FTW!


MILK SQUIRT FTL
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quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
What job did you get there Mark?


Just a rollout for a month mate, upgrading a lot of their desktops. Not something id go near as a permie job these days but its a reasonable rate and its NHS experience that may come in handy in the future.
Are you a qualified IT techy person then?


No he's forged papers to get into the maternity ward.
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looks like youl get oin well then
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when i saw nhs in the title i was expecting another faye related post.
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Seth in a hospital So many different scenarios you could encounter
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Its a good job they have a keypad and telecom system to get in to most maternity wards
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if anyone who doesn't know of your antics reads this thread they are gonna think you're a fucking paedo!
SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
What job did you get there Mark?


Just a rollout for a month mate, upgrading a lot of their desktops. Not something id go near as a permie job these days but its a reasonable rate and its NHS experience that may come in handy in the future.
Are you a qualified IT techy person then?


7 years 2nd/3rd line support, 2 years service delivery management and one years project management. Im a prince 2 practioner but just took this contract following a redudancy from my previous job. Mainly here to get NHS experience really, the work is piece of p1ss
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Dione J
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[Edited on 09-03-2010 by Dione J]
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Sethy, are you a proper 3rd liner (as in server techy) or 1-2nd with a dabble in a bit of 3rd line when you can?



NHS is full strange people so u'll fit right in. Just pretend your a porter, they don't any f**king work as well
Marc
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Don't the porters shag dead bodies in the morgue though
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udders ftw

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