Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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....Lets hear it.
You've joined an internet forum and you want to lead an ideal life, 10" epenis, own business, maybe a few bridal shops, foregin heritage and hot sisters etc.
Talk to me.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Subaru Justy AWD
how many points does that get you?
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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Hi my name is Bert
I lives in bulgaria, but visit uk often. I have car for sale but not in uk currently.
Please transfer 11,999 gbp to my western union bank account so we can deal with car sale while me not in the uk. Please send me bank account details and my friend will deliver car when payment complete.
Please do not scam, as i have big family and must pay for food and house to keep them warm and alive, i am not scammer, just want to sell car.
Please send me details so transaction can be swift.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Subaru Justy AWD
how many points does that get you?
I actually drive an Audi R8 with 3 engines. I just tell people I drive a Subaru as I don't want people finding out about my many cars and properties I've aquired after building up a very successful penis stretching industry. I once had Tim Westwood as a client, but I told him as he was already a great big penis there was nothing we could do for him.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i've got a twin LET engined corsa, but really its just the mounts i've made and bolted an engine in.
Got lots of points for it though
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Are these like Xbox points?
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Interkudos i like to call it
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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i'm an ugly loser with a small penis
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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Cosmo?
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Dan.H
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Registered: 2nd Sep 07
Location: middlesbrough
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
i'm an ugly loser with a small penis
jay?
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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quote:
Originally posted by danh785
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
i'm an ugly loser with a small penis
jay?
you've done it now! 
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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I'm Phil, had a corsa, now a bora and a caddy, mum drives a aston db7 v12 vantage and dad has a ferrari 308 gtsi and ferrari f355 spyder, i have an ok looking cock and a slag of an ex (see "the Thread").
All true 
[Edited on 17-03-2010 by pip308]
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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Doyle
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
I'm Phil, had a corsa, now a bora and a caddy, mum drives a aston db7 v12 vantage and dad has a ferrari 308 gtsi and ferrari f355 spyder, i have an ok looking cock and a slag of an ex (see "the Thread").
All true
[Edited on 17-03-2010 by pip308]
Omg I totally read that as you slating Phi!! 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I was once on a forum dedicated to a small hatchback car called the corsa, had internet relations with a fellow called Jim (we shared youtube videos), fucked off for a couple of years and lost touch with Oliver James Crowe and was then reintroduced to the forum about the small hatchback Corsa when previously mentioned Jim tried to steal my username and password BY DECEPTION
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote:
Originally posted by danh785
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
i'm an ugly loser with a small penis
jay?
FPMSL
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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I am a mere figment of your combined imaginations.
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Originally posted by pip308
I'm Phil, had a corsa, now a bora and a caddy, mum drives a aston db7 v12 vantage and dad has a ferrari 308 gtsi and ferrari f355 spyder, i have an ok looking cock and a slag of an ex (see "the Thread").
All true
[Edited on 17-03-2010 by pip308]
Omg I totally read that as you slating Phi!!
Thats how i ment it to sound :-) x
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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jay-doyle-gsi
i win.
k.
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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my name is actually Iviark, i am really polish. the person a few have met was a hired actor
[Edited on 17-03-2010 by IvIarkgraham]
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
my name is actually Iviark, i am really polish. the person a few have met was a hired actor
[Edited on 17-03-2010 by IvIarkgraham]
Not an ugly cunt in real life then?
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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nope
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