SetH
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Ok, so went for a lunch date with the girl whose soapy boobs I posted in prem last week
When we came out of the pub she started sucking on a lolly and was really going for it.
SetH mode kicked in and I said to her... "Look at ya, I bet you suck cock like a dog eating hot chips"
True Story
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Doug
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
Ok, so went for a lunch date with the girl whose soapy boobs I posted in prem last week
When we came out of the pub she started sucking on a lolly and was really going for it.
SetH mode kicked in and I said to her... "Look at ya, I bet you suck cock like a dog eating hot chips"
True Story
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SetH
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Her reaction was impartial so to speak, I kinda tried to diffuse the situation by explaining how I actually did feed my labrador hot chips. Was just about managing to dig myself out of a hole except i preceeded to do an impersonation of said labrador eating hot chips. Suffice to say I guess I probably looked like I was cock gobbling cosmo with the upmost ferocity. FAIL
[Edited on 20-03-2010 by SetH]
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Marc
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I grabbed Mrs Marc's boob in the pub last week
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Rammer
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
I grabbed Mrs Marc's boob in the pub last week
Pics of Mrs Marc's jalopatrons?
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Jake
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sucking on a lolly?did you find her in playgroup?
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SetH
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Jake
SICK
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Griffiths1991
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pics of soapy tits tbh
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Jake
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post pics to prove otherwise
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SetH
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That content is reserved for prem only.
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by Griffiths1991
pics of soapy tits tbh
youve seen them, in return of heffer thread in prem
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Jake
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i look forward to u2u with links to the nosewarmers otherwise PvS ROIDZTENTRAAHHH isnt happening
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SetH
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u2u on teh way son.
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Matt.H
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I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by Matt.H
I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"
probably for the best mate. nothing worst than small talk
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Pip308
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hahaha, legend
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SVM 286
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How DOES a dog eat hot chips?
I only ask as i've not witnessed this phenomena.
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SportBoy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_8y9QoY3w
like that .... maybe there not hot enough?
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deano87
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I'm sure she's still game SetH, especially as she has already sent you pics of soapy udders!
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bazzaa
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MatthewR
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what pics in preeeem??
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morpheus22
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i fucking love that quote
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ajscorsa
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lassie friend was out on a first date last night. went to the cinema and just before buying tickets she went to the toilet. came out and he said its screen 2, so they went in and sat down, ticket guy came along and asked to see tickets, he just started laughing, she thought he had paid her ticket. but he hadnt and she had to get up and go get her ticket lmfao
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lostboy
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quote: Originally posted by Matt.H
I also messed up my first date last night. During the meal she asked "What's your pet hate?" I said "It doesn't like things shoved up its arse"
This thread has the lostboy seal of approval.
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