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Root
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7th Apr 10 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my cat is 2 and used to come on heat a bit. Anyway, the other day she was on heat and my missus opened the window (we're on the 2nd floor).

so the cat jumps into the bushes below and fucked off to find a shag.
we looked for her as soon as she got out but didn't find her, anyway, it's now 4 days later and we havn't even seen her outside despite looking several times a day.

how can we get her back?
Colin
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7th Apr 10 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Set a trap
Skylined
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7th Apr 10 at 19:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shag it?
Jambo
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7th Apr 10 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a dog.
x14xe sport
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7th Apr 10 at 19:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
il kill it for a fiver, track it for £10 or catch it for £20........
Cavey
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7th Apr 10 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she'll be fucking her way round the neighbourhood by the sound of it.

Put a few posters up if you're bothered too much. Cats are independent anyway, she'll probably get something sorted.

If it's a ginger cat and you're in london then that moron Fern Cotton has probably cat knapped it
x14xe sport
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7th Apr 10 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i blame the break down in modern society, when my cat was her age she was still playing with a mouse on a string....
swill_omnibus
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7th Apr 10 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is the cat insured or chipped?

If insured they can organise advertisement etc.

Or best thing to do it get most recent photo and put them up in area fella

Don't use cat-nip like I did a few years ago mind, bad idea
Jambo
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7th Apr 10 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by x14xe sport
i blame the break down in modern society, when my cat was her age she was still playing with a mouse on a string....


Budgie
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7th Apr 10 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by x14xe sport
il kill it for a fiver, track it for £10 or catch it for £20........

flol
have you checked bottom of the bush/hedge some cats can be retarded and not land on their feet
nathy_87
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7th Apr 10 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cat's are clever than dogs it'll find her own way back after a good ole shag.
x14xe sport
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7th Apr 10 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think they were moluestering it so it ran away....
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Cat's are clever than dogs it'll find her own way back after a good ole shag.


Incorrect.

Dogs rescue people and help the blind see.


Cats shit in other peoples gardens.
Twitch
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7th Apr 10 at 20:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mates cat used to disaper for over a week some time and then stroll on after had done whatever it was he did. Chances are she'll be back soon
sc0ott
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7th Apr 10 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cats can fuck off for forever. my brother hasnt seen his cat for months. he recons its being fed by some oap from this old folks housing scheme place.

i hope you gave it the sex talk before she legged it
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7th Apr 10 at 21:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She was raped to death.
SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
flol
have you checked bottom of the bush/hedge some cats can be retarded and not land on their feet




!!
SR91
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7th Apr 10 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lets face it, your cats a slag.
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Have you tried some strong smelling food like tuna or something, Cats are food orientated and cant resist it especilly after a few days.

You can borrow my ex if you want just sit her outside with her legs open and the cat will think shes in fishville
SR91
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7th Apr 10 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hahahaha!
Welsh Dan
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You should buy a new exhaust.

You know, one of them Cat-back systems.
noshua
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7th Apr 10 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
You should buy a new exhaust.

You know, one of them Cat-back systems.


Eureka!
jmepamplin
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8th Apr 10 at 01:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^flol
Winemaker
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quote:
Originally posted by x14xe sport
i blame the break down in modern society, when my cat was her age she was still playing with a mouse on a string....








seriously though, if you want it to come back, get some of it's used kitty litter and spread it around a bit, around the garden. Cats have better hearing and smell senses than dogs, she will smell it and be able to find her way home.

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