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Marc

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15th Apr 10 at 09:04

Chris at work -

If you have a long table cloth that completely covers the table so you can't see the legs, how do you know the table is still there

Matt L

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15th Apr 10 at 09:05

Tommy L

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15th Apr 10 at 09:08

Gf's dumbest comment so far was that she thought Christmas DAY was the 24th and she thought that up until the xmas just gone

Marc

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15th Apr 10 at 09:08

Another -

Do you think there will ever be an animal that could revert back to its child like form and keep doing that so it never ages?

Matt L

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15th Apr 10 at 09:10

flol @ tom

my gf's funniest was last night playing eye spy (yes we were bored)

Me - Eye spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
Laura - Cieling oh no thats a C isnt it.
Me -

Budgie

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15th Apr 10 at 09:13

i wouldnt say that was dumb.
very deep philosophy.
how can we tell its there if we can not see it.
in fact are we here to say its there

Skylined

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15th Apr 10 at 09:15

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Another -

Do you think there will ever be an animal that could revert back to its child like form and keep doing that so it never ages?

tbf that actually exists

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4357829/Immortal-jellyfish-swarming-across-the-world.html

Marc

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15th Apr 10 at 09:17

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Another -

Do you think there will ever be an animal that could revert back to its child like form and keep doing that so it never ages?

OK, turns out theres a jellyfish that can do it

Marc

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15th Apr 10 at 09:17

He still needs to prove the table cloth theory

moka

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15th Apr 10 at 12:27

If god didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of food.

sc0ott

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15th Apr 10 at 12:29

quote:
Originally posted by moka
If god didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of food.

lol.

DaveyLC

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15th Apr 10 at 12:29

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
i wouldnt say that was dumb.
very deep philosophy.
how can we tell its there if we can not see it.
in fact are we here to say its there

Not really, if you put the table there and then covered it up its clearly still there

saj_123

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15th Apr 10 at 12:35

I thought Albania was in Africa

lostboy

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15th Apr 10 at 12:36

quote:
Originally posted by moka
If god didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of food.

basslinecorsa

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15th Apr 10 at 12:37

My mrs once came home ad told me that she saw a car that she really liked, so I asked what car it was.
To which she replied "a red one"

Project Scarlett - http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=661417

Skylined

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15th Apr 10 at 12:58

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
i wouldnt say that was dumb.
very deep philosophy.
how can we tell its there if we can not see it.
in fact are we here to say its there

Not really, if you put the table there and then covered it up its clearly still there

The age old question of 'if a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it, does it make a sound'

Skylined

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15th Apr 10 at 12:58

quote:
Originally posted by basslinecorsa
My mrs once came home ad told me that she saw a car that she really liked, so I asked what car it was.
To which she replied "a red one"

Heard that several times, I live with 3 girls

Jambo

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15th Apr 10 at 13:50

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy

quote:
Originally posted by moka
If god didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of food.

SteveW

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15th Apr 10 at 13:52

myself :
wouldnt it be good to have a book with the meanings of words in it
mate :
like a dictionary ?

i'll admit that one being my most stupid quote ever

SXIBLK

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15th Apr 10 at 13:53

we had a power cut and my mrs said about a minute later the bulb musta gone in here hahaha daft bint

SXIBLK

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15th Apr 10 at 13:54

iv had a few people call me on my house phone and in a convo ask me if i were out or not

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15th Apr 10 at 13:56

That's quantum physics right there. Something's only there if you see it

LeeM

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15th Apr 10 at 14:14

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined

quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
i wouldnt say that was dumb.
very deep philosophy.
how can we tell its there if we can not see it.
in fact are we here to say its there

Not really, if you put the table there and then covered it up its clearly still there

The age old question of 'if a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it, does it make a sound'

simple answer. it makes a sound wave. if no ones there to hear it then that sound wave isnt interpreted into a sound.

on topic my mate keeps calling the penines the Philippines

Matt L

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15th Apr 10 at 14:18

oh another one i have jus remembered

years ago we drove somewhere like blackpool or something and followed my aunty and uncle in there car, when we got there aunty asked us how far we'd driven as they'd done 100 miles (or what ever the figure was at the time)

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15th Apr 10 at 15:11

Had a big conversation with the missus, her thinking that Egypt was an island in the Indian Ocean, and me and my mate trying to convince her otherwise.

She's not very good with geography. or common sense.

[Edited on 15-04-2010 by Cavey]

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