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x14xe sport
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18th Apr 10 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
grim freind of mine did it a few days ago and its still killing apparently
mattk
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no, its one of my biggest fears, shoul;dnt be shagging dry fannys anyway if you ask me
Root
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monty46
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done it a couple of months ago never been right since.
Mate of mine done it and didnt let it heal ended up having to get circumcised
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quote:
Originally posted by monty46
done it a couple of months ago never been right since.
Mate of mine done it and didnt let it heal ended up having to get circumcised




Drunken sex FTL
Root
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gorey details:

mine had two very small holes in it, when you stretch it out you can see through them. Anyone else got this? rofl
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
no, its one of my biggest fears, shoul;dnt be shagging dry fannys anyway if you ask me
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
gorey details:
mine had two very small holes in it, when you stretch it out you can see through them. Anyone else got this? rofl


Bet your hoods like this tbh, racist cock





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Root
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penis power
JonnyJ
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Aye, whilst drunk luckily so i didnt even feel it
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LeeM
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18th Apr 10 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive done it, hurts like fuck
Hammer
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My cock is that big I have a ukulele string
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
My cock is that big I have a ukulele string

shoe strings ftw
psycho sport
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i have mine pierced.
oh and i ve ripped it before, bad times, the scar tissue does split easily though which isnt ideal.
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yep, snapped mine a couple of years ago, hurt like hell and the amount of blood I lost was very scary. I thought I was in for the most embarrasing hospital trip of my life. Luckily it stopped before I built up the nerve to call an ambulance. Never knew it was possible, I didn't know what the hell had happened

Project Scarlett - http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=661417
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18th Apr 10 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not even been close, it's had some abuse and had no problems.
MarkSport
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CorsAsh
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18th Apr 10 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Three times.
SR91
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Lmao !! Omg i'm soo scared of doing it!
CorsAsh
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You'll be fine so long as you only have sex with slappers. Tight girls are a no-no.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Three times.


Snap.. (no pun intended)
The first was the most painful.... The second was 2 weeks after the first time...
I would recommend at least a month of healing time.
SR91
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I cant hack a month!
mattk
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in magaluf last year my mate came back to the hotel following a bonkers night out, he had bagged off that night,

he returned at about 11am walking funny and instantly said to me "ive just my self mate" I looked puzzled he then got his cock out and said, "I dont know whats exactly happened but this looks bad"

he pulled his knob out tight and the full right hand side was just a massive scab

turns out he shagged the bird but insited she kept her thong on and that he would move it to one side, and during pounding her her cheapo nylon knickers had been scraping his knob to ribbons

should have seen his face later that day when we went into the sea

its known today as "the sporting injury"


[Edited on 18-04-2010 by mattk]

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