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Andy Stocker
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17th Mar 03 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Recieved a phone call from my mate earlier telling me how he was doing a delivery & returned to the work van to find 2 blokes laughing, they asked him if it was his van, he said yes, they said 'Well we just clamped it' (parked on double yellows)
Now that was amusing enough for me, til I recieved another phone call from him how he'd been turning the steering from side to side & the clamp just shattered & fell off!

Made my day anyway

[Edited on 17-03-2003 by Andy Stocker]
Matty Hall
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17th Mar 03 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL :
3CorsaMeal
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17th Mar 03 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quality
he'll get in more shite now tho!
Andy Stocker
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17th Mar 03 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well the company will
I got them a parking ticket the other day
3CorsaMeal
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17th Mar 03 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the joys of a company van, i used to get to drive the boss's car about.
Brings a whole new world to driving when it ain't yer own car
Kayleigh
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17th Mar 03 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nice - bet that wiped the shile off their fasces
Underwood
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17th Mar 03 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was good, may try it if happens to me! well i bet it doesnt work for me
DanielJ
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17th Mar 03 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i no a legit way around this, leave ur tyre down so u can pull the clamp ova the flatned tyre, get ur spare on, drive down to the local police station and hand it is and lost and found, u dont get dun
GIBBS
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17th Mar 03 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there is a loophole in clamping, basically if u get clamped and the clampers aren't around.. take the clamp off (by whatever means necessary bolt cutters etc..) then tkae the clamp into the police and say i found this on the road. And they can't do anything as they have no proof u took it off.

Matt
DanielJ
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17th Mar 03 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
look above
Andy Stocker
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17th Mar 03 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He said he just tried driving off & it left a hole in t he road
vibrio
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17th Mar 03 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
alternatively live in Scotland where it is illegal to clamp a car etc



Vibrio

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3CorsaMeal
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17th Mar 03 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
alternatively live in Scotland where it is illegal to clamp a car etc



Vibrio

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Its not that big a problem
d0gz_bollox
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17th Mar 03 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao @ driving with clamp on. homer simpson style. lol
Adam-D
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17th Mar 03 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or just have yor car on airbag suspension when you park up lowerit all the way so the tyre and rim are up in the arch ha ha they cant get the frigger on now
Drew
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17th Mar 03 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^^ mine is anyway

 
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