Daimo B
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This is ALWAYS a women, never a bloke.
The air is a little chilly, not cold, just chilly. Enough to feel comfortable wearing a polo top and trousers.
A women comes over, "can I turn the heating up, im cold"
I look at her, wearing a knee length skirt and very thin top, and mearly say "rather than turning the heating up, don't you think you should just put on a jumper"
She took huge offence. What are you luv, stooooopid or something. If your wearing bugger all and your cold, put some f-ing clothes on and you'll warm up. The rest of us are alright.
Bloody women.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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Pics
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pow
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I'm sporting 2 layers today as I'm a bit nip
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Steve
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shes just after a bit of attention daimo, why dont you take her to the toilet and slide your fingers on her gooch
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Ojc
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Her gooch? Do women have a gooch?
Are you a bit simple? Because I'm starting to have my doubts about you, first that flywheel question now you are telling me women have a gooch.
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Steve
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they have a micro gooch, otherwise there anus would be joined to the vagina
[Edited on 07-05-2010 by Steve]
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Ojc
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You look like an anus joined to a vagina
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gravesy
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If your missus' clunge looks like this you might want to consider a razor.
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Daimo B
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No pics, not worth it, nor the effort. Not special. We don't have any hotties here, mainly old women, and super skinny 21 year old with boobs that consist of nipples, and thats about it.
seriously though, if your cold in an office with 40 people, don't you just put a jumper on.
Women in homes do this. Donna doesn't, shes puts on a jumper, but then she has common sense.
The women here doesn't. At all in fact, shes bloody terrible. If you asked her to go from A to B, she would ask for an instruction guide, then still go via M N O P, then back to B.
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Steve
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
You look like an anus joined to a vagina
Dont mean to cast aspersions on your unstable character, but have you ever sampled a female in your life?
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mwg
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I prefer to turn the heating up instead of putting extra layers on. Like just wearing a t-shirt all year round. But I dont pay the heating bill so I might think differently when I am
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Ojc
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I don't mean to be rude Matt but you are a wonderfully crafted human being.
I used to like your threads about small number plates in all honesty.
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AlunJ
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quote: Originally posted by mwg
I prefer to turn the heating up instead of putting extra layers on. Like just wearing a t-shirt all year round. But I dont pay the heating bill so I might think differently when I am
I found out that's not a good idea, when a gas bill for £200 odd came through the letterbox
[Edited on 07-05-2010 by AlunJ]
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Marc
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
and super skinny 21 year old with boobs that consist of nipples, and thats about it.
Pics?
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mwg
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
I don't mean to be rude Matt but you are a wonderfully crafted human being.
I used to like your threads about small number plates in all honesty.
Bloody hell you have a good memory
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Ojc
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You think I'm good at remembering obscure threads on CS? I suggest you speak to 3CorsaMeal, too much of the meow meow that boy.
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Jake
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you've not a good word to say about any women, vxr..
Are you gay?
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mwg
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
You think I'm good at remembering obscure threads on CS? I suggest you speak to 3CorsaMeal, too much of the meow meow that boy.
is that why he kept buying sets of standard alloy wheels for his Corrado that were buckled?
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Daimo B
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quote: Originally posted by jake
you've not a good word to say about any women, vxr..
Are you gay?
quote: Originally posted by VXR
Donna doesn't, shes puts on a jumper, but then she has common sense.
Do you just wear your pants when you are cold Jake? Are you like the women at work?
Indeed, I have a hot blonde, with big boobs, smart as you like, and is my financee..
But im gay I can pick faults as I don't need to worry what they think
[Edited on 07-05-2010 by VXR]
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Ojc
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I want to know why you don't log in as Daimo B?
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Daimo B
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Cos Ian ballsed up the account. It just "stopped" working somehow and couldn't be fixed.
No biggy. Wonder what the final post count on Daimo B was
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Ojc
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Donna GSi
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SR91
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
Cos Ian ballsed up the account. It just "stopped" working somehow and couldn't be fixed.
No biggy. Wonder what the final post count on Daimo B was
9002
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SR91
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http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=269600
Last post :-)
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Daimo B
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Was it really? That all?
I expected it to be up in the 20,000's tbh.
Olli, Donna Corsa GSi actually
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