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corsa-c-c
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8th May 10 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a interview for a short term job and they want me to bring something that shows my personality and it needs to be green. I have no idea what to take. Any suggestions?
Ben G
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8th May 10 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a bogey.
Cavey
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8th May 10 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kermit costume?
Fee
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8th May 10 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what job is it, and describe yourself in a few words, so then we can try to think of something that fits
Matt H
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8th May 10 at 20:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe something to do with your hobbies?
Matt H
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8th May 10 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or go for cheese > Family photo, tell them you're a family man etc & that's what's important. They'll love that shit
Fee
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8th May 10 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if your family are green aliens
Matt H
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8th May 10 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Missed the green part



Edd
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8th May 10 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go get a 100 dollar bill ( a benjamin to us pimps)

write your phone number on it, walk in and place it between the interviewers tits(if its a guy his ass crack) and your golden


this covers the green part of the interview pretty well i think
Ingham
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8th May 10 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A green dildo.

It's green, shows you're willing to try new things and shows you're clean as you wiped your anus stains off it.
sc0ott
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8th May 10 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the hulk
Ingham
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8th May 10 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
the hulk



THIS.
Tommy
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8th May 10 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take a spliff in with you !
corsa-c-c
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8th May 10 at 22:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fee
what job is it, and describe yourself in a few words, so then we can try to think of something that fits


Its a food host job, basically serving customers on a till and giving them their food at a table etc.
Matt H
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8th May 10 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go dressed like these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI
Ian
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I would take these to cut through their bullshit
saj_123
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8th May 10 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Go dressed like these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI
AK
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8th May 10 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what is your 'personality'
SR91
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9th May 10 at 09:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Go dressed like these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkXvwG8xKJI



I want one of them for a night out! :
corsa-c-c
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9th May 10 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Might take a green football.
Matt H
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9th May 10 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Least original idea EVER
Hammer
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Walk in and state you are green with envy for the folk that already work for the company. They'll love that bullshit.
adiohead
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9th May 10 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
drink lots of wine and do a big green shit on their table.
stuartmitchell
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Interviewer sounds like a hippy! Take a plant!

 
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