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Author Kurt's Penguin Joke #8
Kurt
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What's black, White and red all over?





















A sunburnt Penguin
Matt L
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sumner2k3
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a news paper
nathy_87
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A Nun on her monthly.
Tomnova16
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jess the cat after being run over by the postman

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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
jess the cat after being run over by the postman



Should've gone to Specsavers
Tomnova16
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http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Ingham
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A zebra being ripped apart by a lion.
Tomnova16
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that reminded me of king julian from madagscsar, he makes me

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BarnshaW
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a white rape victim
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oooooohhhhhhhh the racism

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BarnshaW
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whats white on top and black at the bottom?














society
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MarkSport
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Why are paracetemol white????




























































Because they work
BarnshaW
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why do asians smell?












so blind people can hate them to
Pip308
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MarkSport
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LukeS
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JaffaTB
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why cant stevie wonder read?












because he's black
MarkSport
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why is santa different to tiger woods?



































because he stops at 3 hoes
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LukeS
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i love how harmless penguin joke thread turns into racist jokes
Rickavo
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A muslim suicide bomber blows himself up.....boom! When he wakes he sees some stairs so starts to climb them. When he comes to a man with a white beard he asks "Are you Mohammed?" "No" says the man, "i am st Peter, Mohammed is higher up" Wow thinks the muslim and keeps walking up. He comes across another man and asks again "Are you Mohammed?" "No, im Jesus, Mohammed is higher up" Wow thinks the muslim, our god is highjer than jesus. He gets to the top and sees an old man sitting on a throne, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, im god, you look tired boy, would you like a cup of tea?" "Yes please" says the muslim. So god clicks his fingers and says "Oi, Mohammed you little paki c**t, get the f*****g kettle on"
Rickavo
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A hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her, she said "NO! i am married to god!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver says to the hippie "she prays every tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are god and demand sex?"
The hippie tries this and to his suprise the nun says yes, but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity.
They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the hippie throws of his robe and shouts
"haha im the hippie!!"
The nun cries out
"HAHA im the bus driver!!

 
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