Daimo B
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Heard the rabbits stamping their feet last night. Got up, walked to the patio doors, theres a cat going mental and jumping up at the window (didn't think cats went for rabbits?).
Ran to the door, the cat bolted accross the garden, straight into my open garage door. I go in the garage and its clambering over the VXR, and jumps up onto the garage door runner. I go to grab the bugger by the scruff of the next to throw it out the garage, and it sinks its bloody claws straight in. No usual cat scrapes, it just went inwards and before the clarat started pooring out, you could see under my skin.
Got to go for a tetnis now the little bastard. Got about 5 of these deep claw marks now, i think 2 of them are teeth marks.
Im going to get a bb gun and shoot the little f**ker. Either that or its going to feel the end of my shoe when its next around. My love of cats for the moment has gone.
So many cuts, had to bandage it. "what happened" oh I got bitten by a dog, a horse, sliced myself with a knife..... No, I got scratched by a f**king little pussy cat  The shame 
[Edited on 02-07-2010 by VXR]
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Ricky352
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Cats are bastards, handy the way yous can get BB guns over there with no licence lol
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strick206
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Fuck a BB Gun, get yourself an air rifle and kill the fucker
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mwg
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Bet its loving shitting in your garden and eating the birds.
I'm not really a fan of cats. They're evil.
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Budgie
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pics or it didnt happen
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Im going to get a bb gun and shoot the little f**ker. Either that or its going to feel the end of my shoe when its next around. My love of cats for the moment has gone.
if you're going to actually beat the animal then please choose the shoe.
some cunt shot one of my old cat's eye out with a BB. poor cat was in terrible pain and lost an eye 
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mwg
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Get a dog with a hatred for cats. I find that works well.
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Im going to get a bb gun and shoot the little f**ker. Either that or its going to feel the end of my shoe when its next around. My love of cats for the moment has gone.
if you're going to actually beat the animal then please choose the shoe.
some cunt shot one of my old cat's eye out with a BB. poor cat was in terrible pain and lost an eye
Fuck that shoot it dead
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adiohead
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you are evil
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mwg
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Evil solution to an evil problem.
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Ben J
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Cats are cool. Better than dogs imo.
But I can understand your frustration. Next doors has been known to walk over my car...but a shot with the pressure washer up the arse soon stopped it.
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky352
Cats are bastards, handy the way yous can get BB guns over there with no licence lol
bb guns are sort of licensed over here now.
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Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by adiohead
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Originally posted by VXR
Im going to get a bb gun and shoot the little f**ker. Either that or its going to feel the end of my shoe when its next around. My love of cats for the moment has gone.
if you're going to actually beat the animal then please choose the shoe.
some cunt shot one of my old cat's eye out with a BB. poor cat was in terrible pain and lost an eye
Fuck that shoot it dead
Im not a cat lover but you are a cu nt
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
you are evil
No. i'm not evil, i just can't stand cats that go around hunting other peoples animals etc, a pets a pet and letting them roam around the area is wrong imo, i know it's natural to the cat but fuck them
I had a guinea pig when i was younger, and a cat went for it, i spotted it before it got to the guinea pig though, and kicked a football at it and chased after it, it ran fof behind the shed, then came back claws out teeth out and tried to run past me and straight at the guinea pig, i volleyed it paul scholes stylee with timberlands on through an garden ornament and into a concrete post. It squeeled like fuck and never came in our garden again
I'd never hurt someone's cat that was in someone's house etc, but running wild in peoples gardens on peoples cars, i would happily kill one
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Ben J
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Harsh. If I saw anyone do that to a cat i'd do the same to them.
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
Im not a cat lover but you are a cunt
Read my reasons. If a dog attacked someone like that it'd be put down
[Edited on 02-07-2010 by strick206]
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
Im not a cat lover but you are a cunt
Read my reasons. If a dog attacked someone like that it'd be put down
[Edited on 02-07-2010 by strick206]
You say that the cat went for your pet but you are doing no different to someone elses pet.
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by harrisp
Im not a cat lover but you are a cunt
Read my reasons. If a dog attacked someone like that it'd be put down
[Edited on 02-07-2010 by strick206]
But a dog can do alot more damage than a cat. My parents cat is a fucking nutcase (its from Salford). It can go from being the nicest cat in the world then it suddenly attacks randomly at will. And literally sinks claws in and hangs on biting. But its not going to kill me.
A dog on other hand......
[Edited on 02-07-2010 by Ben J]
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Daimo B
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Woahhh Fridays debate has started.
KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
Im more pissed off that its my right arm, and I can't use my mouse pad rest as its in just the wrong position.
Pulling the front brake on the bike was sore too as it uses the tendons in the wrost.
Cunt.... Hosepipe and stones at the ready.
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by harrisp
You say that the cat went for your pet but you are doing no different to someone elses pet.
Unfortunately i'd expect the same if my pet went hunting someone elses
But my guinea pig never pulled out it's claws and went fucking up peoples hamsters
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by adiohead
you are evil
No. i'm not evil, i just can't stand cats that go around hunting other peoples animals etc, a pets a pet and letting them roam around the area is wrong imo, i know it's natural to the cat but fuck them
I had a guinea pig when i was younger, and a cat went for it, i spotted it before it got to the guinea pig though, and kicked a football at it and chased after it, it ran fof behind the shed, then came back claws out teeth out and tried to run past me and straight at the guinea pig, i volleyed it paul scholes stylee with timberlands on through an garden ornament and into a concrete post. It squeeled like fuck and never came in our garden again
I'd never hurt someone's cat that was in someone's house etc, but running wild in peoples gardens on peoples cars, i would happily kill one
it's time to forgive 
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Half Pint
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just get some tigers piss and put that round the garden, you'll never see a cat in there again.
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
it's time to forgive
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dGDky1kUdKU/SXQsSS9QDVI/AAAAAAAAARY/-NK5SXEPQ44/s400/shrek_cat.jpg
http://mrmom.amaonline.com/images/jpg/forgiven.jpg
I think they are awesome as kittens, just hate them as cats
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
just get some tigers piss and put that round the garden, you'll never see a cat in there again.
Got a supply of Tiger piss then????
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ashleh
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by adiohead
you are evil
No. i'm not evil, i just can't stand cats that go around hunting other peoples animals etc, a pets a pet and letting them roam around the area is wrong imo, i know it's natural to the cat but fuck them
I had a guinea pig when i was younger, and a cat went for it, i spotted it before it got to the guinea pig though, and kicked a football at it and chased after it, it ran fof behind the shed, then came back claws out teeth out and tried to run past me and straight at the guinea pig, i volleyed it paul scholes stylee with timberlands on through an garden ornament and into a concrete post. It squeeled like fuck and never came in our garden again
I'd never hurt someone's cat that was in someone's house etc, but running wild in peoples gardens on peoples cars, i would happily kill one
Surely this is just nature kicking in...
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