OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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So there's this young couple, Louise & Al, they've been married for about
a year, and the bride isn't getting enough (any) sex. Just about every
night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down the pub.
She's getting increasingly rampant and the days go on, but each night she
is disappointed. Al comes home every night completely spannered and unfit
for any sexual activity.
One particular night when Al gets in from work, Louise is seated
provocativey on the sofa, wearing the most skimpy dress she has,
suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace knickers & bra. As is always
the case, Al runs upstairs, gets ready and goes down the pub. Once again,
Louise is rejected, so she sits back with a bottle of wine to console
herself.
Then at 10:15 (well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway
and opening the front door. Lou re-adopts her sexually provocative pose
on the sofa, and to her surprise, Als first words are "right woman, get
upstairs - into the bedroom".
"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This *IS* the
night, I'm gonna get my oats!"
When Lou reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and sits on
the edge of the bed in her black lace undies - ready for Al, as he stomps
up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says "right, now get
your kit off!". Lousie doesn't need telling twice, it's off in a trice.
"Now get over in front of the mirror..", 'kinky' she thinks 'great!',
"..and do a handstand..", 'oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages'
thinks Lou..
Al walks over to Lou, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch...
"Perhaps the blokes were right, a beard wouldn't suit me..!"
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Gower
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You said no more jokes till 4pm, Its 3.59pm.
GTF!
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Ditch
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OFcorsa
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Ah shit! I thought by the time i post it will be 4! GTF you MF
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Ojc
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Its 16 2.
I do not read jokes, they are not funny.
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OFcorsa
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I am a machine so suck my metal ass!
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BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
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any more?
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Ojc
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I am your mother and father, so suck the cheese of my ring.
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OFcorsa
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go back through the threads i.e. page 2 or 3
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BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
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ive read them. been bored as fuck all afternoon
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OFcorsa
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hang on then!
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