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MarkSport
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4th Aug 10 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why does this hurt more eveytime you do it?

Just bloody got out the shower too quick and slipped on the apparent "non slip" bath matt...Landed straight on me nads....

[Edited on 04-08-2010 by MarkSport]
Tiger
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4th Aug 10 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why is BallBag spelt this way, with a capital letter half way through?
Twitch
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4th Aug 10 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I did it while playing vollyball........After twitching the downward swing to my balls was an instant write off.
Pete_vxl
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4th Aug 10 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sucks when you sit on it.
Root
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4th Aug 10 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I did it the other day, literally accidentally flung my hand into it, hurt so much lol
sand-eel
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4th Aug 10 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I had a cricket ball hit it ages ago, was probably one of the most painful things i've ever had. The pain seems for some reason rise to your stomach then your temperature rises and sweat pisses out.....
lostboy
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4th Aug 10 at 19:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its not hitting the ball bag that hurts me, its connecting with my over flowing baby paste pods that puts me down.
harrisp
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4th Aug 10 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Pete_vxl
Sucks when you sit on it.



When you sit down quick like throw yourself down, then instantly realise the mistake .
Scotty C
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4th Aug 10 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How do u land on ur ball bag?
lostboy
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4th Aug 10 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Scotty C
How do u land on ur ball bag?


You must have tiny nuts if you've never sat on them.
ed
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4th Aug 10 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Slamming your balls hurts every time. I seem to do it quite a bit when skiing
JaffaTB
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4th Aug 10 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i get a horrible feeling when our lass gets them both in her gob, makes me tickle inside like shes going to bite them off
LukeS
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4th Aug 10 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nom nom nom
Tomnova16
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4th Aug 10 at 21:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i blasted them accidently with the shower earlier (blast of water) feck it hurt


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Root
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4th Aug 10 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty C
How do u land on ur ball bag?


You must have tiny nuts if you've never sat on them.

mine are average...i guess? balls are just ball size. like ping pong balls, slightly bigger, but I've not sat on mine either to be honest. they hurt when i fold my legs or summin like that though lol
bubble
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4th Aug 10 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the pain of having something smack you in the beanbag is excruciating. i remember my little cousin jo punched me in the ballroom when he was younger, i instantly called him a little cunt, and my uncle laughed and said he would let me off calling him a badger, cuz he knew how much it hurt!!
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4th Aug 10 at 22:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I managed to hit myself with a ratchet the other week undoing an awkward bolt
Reecemac
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4th Aug 10 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Worse thing is women do not understand the pain! It actually make me feel sick when it happens.
Shell
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4th Aug 10 at 22:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The worst thing is when you're running and ever so slightly nick your bawsack off of your leg, which then sends it into the other ball (newton cradle energy stylee). You just know it's happened to someone as well, as they're sprinting and start to slow up before hitting the deck
Shell
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4th Aug 10 at 23:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh ffs you stupid useless tart! Fucking leaving yourself signed in
sand-eel
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4th Aug 10 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shelly in the "Has a penis" shocker
AlunJ
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4th Aug 10 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Eck
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4th Aug 10 at 23:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did she mention a penis?
MatthewR
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4th Aug 10 at 23:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when i was a lil kid i whacked my nuts so hard jumping onto a seesaw i had to go for an operation on them i now have two nasty scars on my sack!
lostboy
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5th Aug 10 at 00:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
when i was a lil kid i whacked my nuts so hard jumping onto a seesaw i had to go for an operation on them i now have two nasty scars on my sack!


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