DaveyLC
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Picture the scene, me and my mate are in the fully loaded truck sat at a set of lights on a cross road.
A very large couple (the bird had an arse you could see from the international space station and the bloke looked like he enjoyed a pie or seven) were standing at the side of the road debating walking the extra 10 foot to the pedestrian crossing button but decided it was too far and they would risk crossing on a red..
My mate turns to me with a grin on his face and says "Want to see a pair of fatties run".. No curisity got the better of me so of course I wanted to see how he was going to make a pair of fatties run..
Queue my mate reving up the truck and lurching forward about two foot as they walk in front; the bird nearly fell flat on her face and the bloke did something resembling a mild jog whild trying to drag his misses to the side of the road..
He turned back to shout something but I was actually crying with laughter! I nearly chocked on my own tounge!
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Jambo
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Fat or not that's a pretty stupid thing to do
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DaveyLC
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Sorry Dad!
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Root
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lol, sounds funny.
someone did this to me once, but they was in a car, I wanted to punch a dent in his bonnet cus I shit myself  lol
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Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Fat or not that's a pretty stupid thing to do
indeed, your mate could have ruined his truck....
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mark_gsi
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funny? me waking up this morning was more funny than that.
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SetH
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Brett
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Wow, that's well funny 
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BarnshaW
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this thread has turned funnier then the actual post 
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DaveyLC
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I think maybe you had to be there 
I phoned my mate earlier and just said "do you want to see a pair of fatties run" and he nearlly fell on the floor laughing..
Its just our simple minds you see
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Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Fat or not that's a pretty stupid thing to do
indeed, your mate could have ruined his truck....
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Tom G
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Didn't you used to be a fattie dave?
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Eck
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I'll give you a sympathy lol Dave.
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Daveskater
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I do enjoy seeing tubbos trying to do things that their plump bodies can't do any more. Rewind time and film it
Numberwang!
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I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom G
Didn't you used to be a fattie dave?
About 10 years ago I was a lard arse.. I wasnt a "can only just about leave the house" lard arse!
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DaveyLC
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..Also I have no sympathy for fatties! Its self inflicted.
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CORSA NUT
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Picture the scene, me and my mate are in the fully loaded truck sat at a set of lights on a cross road.
A very large couple (the bird had an arse you could see from the international space station and the bloke looked like he enjoyed a pie or seven) were standing at the side of the road debating walking the extra 10 foot to the pedestrian crossing button but decided it was too far and they would risk crossing on a red..
My mate turns to me with a grin on his face and says "Want to see a pair of fatties run".. No curisity got the better of me so of course I wanted to see how he was going to make a pair of fatties run..
Queue my mate reving up the truck and lurching forward about two foot as they walk in front; the bird nearly fell flat on her face and the bloke did something resembling a mild jog whild trying to drag his misses to the side of the road..
He turned back to shout something but I was actually crying with laughter! I nearly chocked on my own tounge!
If this is one of the funnyest things you've seen i suggest you get out more...
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DaveyLC
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1) you had to be there. and 2) you have to be an evil bastard like me!
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CORSA NUT
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Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
1) you had to be there.
We weren't though Davey... Edit -> Delete.
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SnK
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Hahah, man some people are right up their own arses. Personally i'd find it halarious, course you wouldn't actually hear what he shouted because all you'd see is his chin speak another language..
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Graham88
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Definetly a have to be there moment, I've done it many a time though so I can appreciate how funny it is
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sand-eel
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TBH I would have laughed as well.
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Tom G
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I just find it abit stupid tbh.
If it was a nomal couple you wouldn't even think about it?
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
I nearly chocked on my own tounge!
Choked on what?
Go back to school child
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