C2RL R
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a good friend of mine has just come back from Sweden on sunday. basically he was working over there and was involved in an RTA that was his fault and ended up getting locked up in prison for a few weeks.
we are having a big piss up in our local tomorrow to celebrate his return and his fiance has asked me to come up with a few gags to take the piss. now i know he has a great sense of humour and everything is fine with his job here etc so i know he will take it well. i'm thinking of sticking photo's up around the pub with his face stuck on them or something, but i'd appreciate any ideas you guys have for general jokes or whatever.
if we had more time i'd get everyone dressed up in prison outfits but i cant organise that the day before.
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C2RL R
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oh, nobody was hurt in this rta it was very minor so there is nothing to worry about there.
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DannyB
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Get a police mug shot made up with his picture on it
Invite the crazy swedish twins from that programme
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VrsTurbo
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get some one to ring him pretending to be from his uk insurance company saying them know about the claim and his uk policy is cancelled due to it.
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Bonney
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Get some wanted posters and put them up on his route to the pub, Then one on the door of the pub. Shold get him thinking
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adiohead
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Could buy him this album or have it playing in the pub:
http://www.discogs.com/Johnny-Cash-Inside-A-Swedish-Prison/release/1662500
pour fake blook all over his bonnet
[Edited on 12-08-2010 by adiohead]
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C2RL R
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i've done a mugshot pic and a shitty photoshop of him in a cell with a black guy. i like the wanted poster idea but that wouldn't be fair as loads of strangers will see it. i want to just keep it in the pub as it's a regulars place so will only really be people who know him that will see it.
good suggestion with johnny cash. it's a bit late to buy that album unless i can see it in asda tomorrow. he's done loads of prison related song though so i'll bang them on the jukebox. cheers!
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Nath
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All turn up wearing:
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C2RL R
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first post, last line shocking Nath
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Nath
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FLOL
My bad
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JonnyJ
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Everyone drop a bar of soap when he walks in.
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
Everyone drop a bar of soap when he walks in.
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C2RL R
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like it!
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_Allan_
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Don't do that, Carl would think it's Christmas.
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