baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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My mate has been saying for ages about becoming an escort, he loves shagging about on a weekend. Well he signed for for some company based in manchester somewhere. Last night he went on his first "shift" lol, he had to accompany a women who was 41 to a meal at her works do, he got all the meal and drinks payed for, one of the rules from the agency was strictly no drinking , well he got pissed. He got paid £90 for 2.5 hours work . The women then asked if he would stay for longer which he did, he told her call it £100 and he will stay with her. She took him back and shagged him all night. I met him earlier and he looks worn out but said he wish he'd of signed up a long time ago. Hes working friday and sunday too
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Lawrah
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Link.
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Neo
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I thought money would have been better tbh
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adiohead
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He'll get aids in no time.
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LeeM
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I might look into this, got asked to do it by an agency a couple of years ago but was seeing a girl at the time
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SXIBLK
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i know someone who does this female shes not the best looking but gets loads of work
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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he got £190 , free meal , free beer a hotel room and a shag . That doesnt seem to bad in my eyes
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Root
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lol saying it like that sounds fun.
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by baza31
he got £190 , free meal , free beer a hotel room and a shag . That doesnt seem to bad in my eyes
for 1 night, definitely not!
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by SXI_BURNLEY
i know someone who does this female shes not the best looking but gets loads of work
You mean you know a prozzie.
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Lawrah
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Girls get a lot more money
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_Allan_
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^ tru dat. I've seen her piggy bank
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by baza31
he got £190 , free meal , free beer a hotel room and a shag . That doesnt seem to bad in my eyes
this is your client:
now the question is: Could you?
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Root
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does she take it up the shitter?
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RichR
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^^^ If it means I lose my blue ball status; I'll do it for free
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_Allan_
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MOLE!
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adiohead
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She asks you to suck on her mole to get her moist, do you stay hard?
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alan-g-w
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+ happy thought and you're laughing. Mind over matter and all that.
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baza31
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if shes as fat as that she will get moist by waving a peperami about never mind sucking her bean. I could overlook and physically shag any female for £190
[Edited on 25-08-2010 by baza31]
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_Allan_
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We all know who you'd screw for money baza
[Edited on 25-08-2010 by _Allan_]
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by baza31
if shes as fat as that she will get moist by waving a peperami about never mind sucking her bean. I could overlook and physically shag anything for £190
anything = even a man
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
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Lawrah what would you charge?
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_Allan_
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A bag of skittles, belly button fluff and £4.99. I'd expect change or some purple ones back too
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Lawrah
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
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Lawrah what would you charge?
£1000 a night.
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
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Lawrah what would you charge?
£1000 a night.
Let's say a night is 12 hours. 1000 / 12 = 83.33333333333333
so 83 an hour.
I last 5 minutes, 83/12 (12 5 minutes in an hour) = £6.916666666666667
You've got a deal
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