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Originally posted by Tomnova16
A black man approached me and said "can you tell me how to get to the train station please?."
I said 'certainly monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and mohammads your cotton-picker, its opposite the banana.'
As i lay here in hospital, im thinking to myself... Thats the last time i eat those fucking rowntrees randoms!

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Originally posted by Twitch


A fat girl served me in McDonalds today...she said "sorry about the wait."
I replied " dont worry you fat bitch you'll loose it eventually!"

My missus came home drunk yesterday afternoon. while she was trying to get undressed she fell over and knocked herself out. her knickers were around her ankles with her pussy clearly on show.... There was no chance i was going to miss an opportunity like this!!!
So i went out with the lads!

A man is queueing at the 5 items or less checkout.
The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. he has a 4 pack of lager and a meal for one. she smiles at him. he looks in her basket and sees a half bottle of lambrini and also a meal for one. he says " you're single aren't you?"

She gives a girly giggle and says " yes how did you know?"

The man replies " cause your an ugly twat!"

[Edited on 27-08-2010 by Twitch]

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Originally posted by Tomnova16
Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor. 

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Originally posted by Tomnova16
Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor. 

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bin watching mock the week too then i take it haha

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