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Steve
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7th Sep 10 at 14:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just went to the loo, and somehow a bit of wee managed to splash back up into my eye.

Am i going to go blind? or worse, die?
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bad aids
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were you looking down the barrel of a loaded gun at the time?
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i was looking into the basin
mwg
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why did you have someone else's cock in your face?
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see there's your problem; real men of men don't watch - look left, look right, look up at the ceiling but never look down, otherwise you get wee in your eye. Did your mother teach you nothing?

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by LiVe LeE]
Matt.H
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Cottaging?
mwg
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do you think by ignoring this thread it will go away?
Steve
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7th Sep 10 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who are you? Magnum Pee Eye?

You'll maybe have to change your ip address now.

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by BluKoo]
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
see there's your problem; real men of men don't watch - look left, look right, look up at the ceiling but never look down, otherwise you get wee in your eye. Did your mother teach you nothing?

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by LiVe LeE]


look anywhere else apart from at your own cock and you will be known as a big gayer for the rest of your time.
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not even looking at the ceiling; you never stand there with your lean on and stare at the pipework?
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nope. i check my aim and make sure my piss is the correct colour.
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I stand there and waggle it just a little bit side to side and pelvic hip thrust to imaginary music in my head, see how far left or right I can piss into the trough - get strange looks though come to think of it!

[Edited on 07-09-2010 by LiVe LeE]
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I check my aim and then read any boards/adverts on the wall or whatever until I finish
Ben G
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if i looked straight all i would see are bogeys where people have picked their nose and wiped them on the wall.

fucking bunch of wierdo's.
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My local cuts the cartoons out of all that day's papers and puts them in a picture frame - I read them too!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
if i looked straight all i would see are bogeys where people have picked their nose and wiped them on the wall.

fucking bunch of wierdo's.


Thats horrible!
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7th Sep 10 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is it worse than getting spunk in your eye?
Kurt
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I thought id heard you were an expert when it came to Glory Holes?
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When are you announcing to this forum that your mother is attending Castle Coombe with you?
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Brb
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
if i looked straight...


Rumour has it you don't tbh.

 
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