corsasport.co.uk
  Not logged in [Login - Register]  
You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In  

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Funny thing I seen on my way home today


New Topic
New Poll 		  Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Funny thing I seen on my way home today
John
Member
Registered: 30th Jun 03
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy with one arm trying to light a ciggy in the wind
Lawrah
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I seen the pope, I win.
John
Member
Registered: 30th Jun 03
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not as funny as this guy on sookybaws street, his stump was chasing his other arm round.

He was in the middle of getting hussled by the 5-0 while doing it.
Hammer
Member
Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL

I seen a guy with a blind dog texting down at the Merchant City a few weeks ago.
Lawrah
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 25th Dec 04
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I could prob do it blind..

or his texts are all "sisisdfj fjdjs ffsaee czsxcpp"

I think that would be funnier.
LukeS
Member
Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
texting without looking is pro
Hammer
Member
Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I could prob do it blind..

or his texts are all "sisisdfj fjdjs ffsaee czsxcpp"

I think that would be funnier.


It was a fucking iPhone he had
AlunJ
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
blind people tend to have phones that speak the letters as they press them...
A1EX
Member
Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i could do with one of them when hammered

actually i could do with the whole blind person get up, the seeing eye dog, the stick etc

[Edited on 16-09-2010 by A1EX]
3CorsaMeal
Member
Registered: 11th Apr 02
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i saw a dog get run over in the middle of a busy town once
richc
Member
Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i saw a dog get run over in the middle of a busy town once


_Allan_
Member
Registered: 24th Mar 04
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
PMSL

I seen a guy with a blind dog texting down at the Merchant City a few weeks ago.


A blind dog texting . Get it on Britain's got talent
Budgie
Member
Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i saw a broken down alfa and aston on the way home one time. that was pretty funny
AlunJ
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
i saw a broken down alfa and aston on the way home one time. that was pretty funny


common sight tbh
Budgie
Member
Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 17:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on the same trip?
AlunJ
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
User status: Offline
16th Sep 10 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
maybe not then
Root
Member
Registered: 28th Dec 08
User status: Offline
17th Sep 10 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I seen the pope, I win.

well done, you saw a paedophile, wouldn't call that a win personally
John
Member
Registered: 30th Jun 03
User status: Offline
17th Sep 10 at 06:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you special needs Root?
Twiggy
Member
Registered: 15th Oct 04
User status: Offline
17th Sep 10 at 07:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by John
A guy with one arm trying to light a ciggy in the wind


There is a chap with one arm that comes in the shop...... For Golden Vagina and Rizla!
Ben J
Member
Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
User status: Offline
17th Sep 10 at 08:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by John
A guy with one arm trying to light a ciggy in the wind


Did you lend him a hand?!!

 
New Topic
New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Funny thing I seen on my way home today 22 database queries in 0.0113480 seconds