Ojc
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My mate just told me about a job he was doing in Lambourne which is famous for horses and the roughest council estates ever.
Anyway this house he was working in the first day he arrived the bathroom had a disco ball on the ceiling and in the bath were a load of ducks ffs  after a few days things were getting weirder. My mate asked the young son where his grandad was, this boy no more than 8 came out with "he's down in the shed shagging the dogs" this kid not being old enough to be sarcastic.
Same day my mates uncle was up on the roof of the house doing something to the chimney, next thing he's under fire from a load of lads with air rifles
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Nath
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This country has gone to shit
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Jamie-C
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Ojc
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It's just how in a day it's gone from ducks in the bath, grandfathers I sheds with dogs to coming under fire from air rifles.
I was pissing myself as my mate told me all this
Oh and all the council kids have weird names, 'Clayton Bockie Wheeler' I mean WTF
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Demo
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there was a rough ass council estate family in my school when i was younger and all the sons were named after cowboys
one of them was even called jed ffs
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MatthewR
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I live on a council estate
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Cybermonkey
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Ollie u lived in a council house in didcot, no?
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Ojc
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That's it Demo they are all brick diddys so named after ridiculous gypsy names.
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Ollie u lived in a council house in didcot, no?
That's another massive council estate, fucking shithole. I think Didcot has the highest amount of citizens on heroin in the country
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SAL
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Originally posted by MatthewR
I live on a council estate
which one ?
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MatthewR
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South Oxhey
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dannymccann
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I dont get it either, used to be no big deal if you lived on one of the estates, you were just someone that needed some help. Nowadays you pretty much have to be a dickhead to get on one of these estates, I feel really bad for my fiance's mum who has lived in her house since she was born and has gradually seen it turn to shit
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Cole
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Danny you upset me I live on a council estate and I thought we were friends
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GF-91
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Originally posted by dannymccann
I dont get it either, used to be no big deal if you lived on one of the estates, you were just someone that needed some help. Nowadays you pretty much have to be a dickhead to get on one of these estates, I feel really bad for my fiance's mum who has lived in her house since she was born and has gradually seen it turn to shit
Move then?
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Shell
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I'm not sure if we have this whole "council estate" culture where I live. I know Glasgow has a bit of that going on but the whole council estate kid thing is such a stereotype. I live in a council house, one of about 8 in my street and have done since I was born. The same.people have lived in thus street practically since they were built and council house living was the norm. It's a quiet street full of old people and we never get any hassle and everyone knows each other. Gradually over the years folk have bought their houses and my mum could easily afford to, but likes the street/people and its stupidly cheap! And I'm not the least bit ashamed of where I'm from.
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Ojc
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Well you ought to be Shell, do you have ducks in the bath and a grandfather that shags the dogs in the shed?
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_Allan_
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I bet she has ducks and dogs in the bath.
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Well you ought to be Shell, do you have ducks in the bath and a grandfather that shags the dogs in the shed?
and dont forget is named after a cowboy ot of some spaghetti western
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Shell
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Don't be so bloody ridiculous.
They live in the loo with my nephew, like any other self respecting family expects it.
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Ojc
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Bingo.
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_Allan_
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Two little ducks - 22
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Rich H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
It's just how in a day it's gone from ducks in the bath, grandfathers I sheds with dogs to coming under fire from air rifles.
I was pissing myself as my mate told me all this
Oh and all the council kids have weird names, 'Clayton Bockie Wheeler' I mean WTF
Is that not a Gypsy camp tbh?! They all drive white Audi's, Merc's and BMW's or Transit Vans?!
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Hammer
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Please refer to 'The Scheme' from BBC Scotland to see Scotland's finest in action.
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C2RL R
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council estates smell like home made chips
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Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
I live on a council estate
Me too.
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