Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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I have got my nob out and had a girl hanging on/tossed off
Fingerd a bird
Fucking steaming gone in the bogs desperate for a massive diarrea shit only to see no bog seat! Just squatted and hoped for the best.... Got it all up the wall!!!!! Just wiped and walked out!
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Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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Got stark naked, fingered a bird, stolen Issey Miyake off the freshen up guy, lifted a birds dress right up.
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Ben D
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Registered: 25th Apr 05
Location: South West
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I once threw up on the dance floor twice trying to leave when i was 17
Best part was watching 2 people slip on and fall into it 
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Twiggy
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Why did ya get bollock'o????
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Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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Was just in the mood
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Twiggy
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pmsl!
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Ingham
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Registered: 9th May 08
Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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Oh and I did a roly poly down a set of stairs leading outside the club, all I wanted was a fag but cba walking so rolled instead. 
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Jonny Ingham]
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Had flies undone with teeth by a bird on hen night. Fingered girlies. Had a shit as some twats cooking wasn't up to scratch. Thrown up in the champagne bucket. Blow job in toilets and thrown out by bouncer. Not outside club just back to main room so had blow job there instead
did a bit of break dancing and took a girl clean out.
That's about it
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Tomnova16]
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Twiggy
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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Last weekend i stole a whole muffin rack off the bar in weatherspoons, casually walked back to my table and ate them.
About an hour later one of the barstaff asked for it back... To which i told him he can buy a muffin for £1 or a cookie for 50p.
Tried lifing 2 birds up (one on each shoulder) stepped back, fell over, split my head open on a table and awoke in hospital.
Had a crap in the ladies bog... door wide open.
Never had a blowie in a club though, must try that.
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
Last weekend i stole a whole muffin rack off the bar in weatherspoons, casually walked back to my table and ate them.
About an hour later one of the barstaff asked for it back... To which i told him he can buy a muffin for £1 or a cookie for 50p.
Tried lifing 2 birds up (one on each shoulder) stepped back, fell over, split my head open on a table and awoke in hospital.
Had a crap in the ladies bog... door wide open.
Never had a blowie in a club though, must try that.
sellling mudffins!
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Fingered this bird in Revs in Reading right by the window where people were queueing to get in, got wanked off by my girlfriends best mate at the time in Utopia
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
Last weekend i stole a whole muffin rack off the bar in weatherspoons, casually walked back to my table and ate them.
About an hour later one of the barstaff asked for it back... To which i told him he can buy a muffin for £1 or a cookie for 50p.
Tried lifing 2 birds up (one on each shoulder) stepped back, fell over, split my head open on a table and awoke in hospital.
Had a crap in the ladies bog... door wide open.
Never had a blowie in a club though, must try that.
PMSL
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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Fingered a few birds when younger. Had a blowie in a club toilets in Manchester from the girl I was seeing during my naughty phase. Stolen allsorts of stuff from bars etc. Thrown a shot of Tequila over a bar girl just because I thought it was funny.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
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Chris x
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Registered: 11th Sep 08
Location: Bexhill
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Fingered a few birds when younger. Had a blowie fairly recently in a club toilets in Manchester from the girl I was seeing during my naughty phase. Stolen allsorts of stuff from bars etc. Thrown a shot of Tequila over a bar girl just because I thought it was funny.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
Your still seeing her then?
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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I hope your wife can't read that Mr J. I know she knows about her but happening upon CS and hearing about blowies in clubs...smoothe.
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris x
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Fingered a few birds when younger. Had a blowie fairly recently in a club toilets in Manchester from the girl I was seeing during my naughty phase. Stolen allsorts of stuff from bars etc. Thrown a shot of Tequila over a bar girl just because I thought it was funny.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
Your still seeing her then?
No! Definatley not. When I said recently I meant compared to my younger days when I diddled a few girls in nightclubs!!!
No chance I'll be doing anything like that again. Lesson learned.
Edited original post now because it gives wrong impression!
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Shell
I hope your wife can't read that Mr J. I know she knows about her but happening upon CS and hearing about blowies in clubs...smoothe.
No. She doesn't come on CS.
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Chris x
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Registered: 11th Sep 08
Location: Bexhill
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
quote:
Originally posted by Chris x
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Fingered a few birds when younger. Had a blowie fairly recently in a club toilets in Manchester from the girl I was seeing during my naughty phase. Stolen allsorts of stuff from bars etc. Thrown a shot of Tequila over a bar girl just because I thought it was funny.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
Your still seeing her then?
No! Definatley not. When I said recently I meant compared to my younger days when I diddled a few girls in nightclubs!!!
No chance. Lesson learned.
Edited it now because it gives wrong impression!
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
Thought that was the case. Wasnt to sure tho due to the way you wrote it!
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Chris x
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Registered: 11th Sep 08
Location: Bexhill
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
quote:
Originally posted by Shell
I hope your wife can't read that Mr J. I know she knows about her but happening upon CS and hearing about blowies in clubs...smoothe.
No. She doesn't come on CS.
Thats what you think! 
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris x
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
quote:
Originally posted by Shell
I hope your wife can't read that Mr J. I know she knows about her but happening upon CS and hearing about blowies in clubs...smoothe.
No. She doesn't come on CS.
Thats what you think!
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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That's epic about the muffins. I can just picture it now for some reason I have got peter griffin telling the squirrel "no these are my nuts (muffins)" in my head
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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SnK
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Registered: 2nd Mar 09
Location: Yeadon, West Yorkshire
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Man you guys have done quite abit.. only thing that comes to mind is when i had 5 jagerbombs within 5 minutes downed 2 pints of cider aswell as having 3 cans of stella beforehand. Passed out dancing, got dragged on to my feet by my mates then began to throw up about a years supply of food.. nice.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Ha ha. I think we have all done that whilst say "I'm never drinking again"
oh MC Neat tripped me up in matrix Reading. That's my claim to fame
man I loved that club until someone got shot. Sparks and kie were pretty much residents
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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Sparks works at my company in the day
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