Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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I'm going to be best man at a friends wedding a month today so figured its about time I started my speach  Ive never done this before so any advice would be very welcome. Ive been told to dish the dirt on him but the only problem is since he got with this girl 5 years ago he has spent most of it under a thumb so havent seen him much! 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Jesus Christ that has come round so quick mate!
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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I'm sure google will come up with some if u just change a few bits here and there.
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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i did it and loved it once i got started my opening line was ''Iv prepared a few short lines and now iv took them i feel alot better'' went down better than i thought lol
[Edited on 07-10-2010 by SXI_BURNLEY]
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Baghead 
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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cheers some people have a sense of humor some don't that's the only tough thing about it
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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a good one to start with.
"Being the best man is a bit like making love to the queen, Its an honour but no one wants to do it"
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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Dish a bit of dirt but not too harsh as Family are there.
When I did one for my mate I only had to share as there was 2 of ur as best men. We basically had about 10 sentences, each that ended in a joke.
Went down well to be fair, and only about 2 lines were stolen off internet
(best feeling ever when you finish  )
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
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it's been an emotional day, even the cake is in teires (tears)
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote:
Originally posted by SXI_BURNLEY
i did it and loved it once i got started my opening line was ''Iv prepared a few short lines and now iv took them i feel alot better'' went down better than i thought lol
[Edited on 07-10-2010 by SXI_BURNLEY]
I really hope you didn't say took
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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he probably did being from burnley
Id say "tuk" although I do say "looook" and not "luk" never worked out why
my mam dad and mates say "luk"
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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excuse me what did you just say
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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I would get a gay joke in there too...
' Well, what can i say? I never thought i would see this day...........mainly because we all thought he was gay'
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cavmad
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Registered: 25th Feb 06
Location: Fucking annoying, unfunny, twatbag cavmad *racist
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I never thought I'd see this day,
the marriage betwixt two men, both gay.
The marriage is just heaven sent,
one is Scotch and both are bent.
They met one lovely summer's eve,
at a CorsaSport trackday their love did weave.
Sharing tents in trousers and field,
until their passion both did yield.
And so dear folks, let's raise a cheer,
to the pair of bumboys both stood here.
For today we all will go on the p1ss
And celebrate Cosmo and Hammer's wedded bliss?
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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I've gotta write a best man speech for next week.
I might sing a song because I'm rubbish at jokes.
You've gotta compliment the bridesmaids too, haven't you?? 
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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Not if they're ugly
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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adiohead
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adiohead
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Back from my friend's wedding in Tucson, Arizona.
I did my speech and it went down brilliantly, although I was more nervous than I thought I'd ever be.
Included a little story about having his massive penis in my face and they lapped it up
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Included a little story about having his massive penis in my face and they lapped it up
I bet you lapped it up
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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I'll lap you up in a minute
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