alan-g-w
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Who watches this, in particular the ones with this total, absolute utter wanker of a person:
Adrian Simpson, he's a total bawbag. I'm sitting watching it just now and while I'm rarely on the side of the people trying to get away from the police it annoys the living fuck out of me when he says things like 'the suspect goes onto the middle hatching, causing a lorry to swerve out the way' when the lorry didn't even need to fucking move. I just saw another right that very second where a lorry was veering about because the driver was eating a yoghurt, which I don't agree with obviously, but this prick said 'he narrowly misses hitting a bus' but you couldn't even see a bus in the picture??
When they put him in the simulators to see things like what driving while on the phone is like compared to without he hams it up to fuck veering into the kerbs when talking, all the while he's 'trying' to go in a straight line. Add to this the fact that he's got a moany as fuck stupid voice and we've got a nominee for total wanker of the year, possibly able to knock Mike Brewer off the top spot.
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Ben G
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i hate his voice and yes, i've noticed the whole ''he almost hits another car'' when there's about 6 foot between them.
he's an idiot who needs a powdercoated lower arm to the face.
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alan-g-w
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I was actually getting worked up watching him on telly this moring, had to calm myself down. He's a weapons grade cock.
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Mike GSi
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Complete cock imo, but tbf he probably gets told what to narrate.
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alan-g-w
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Aye as is the way with these things, but the thing is the legend who is Alistair Stewart manages to do the same without the amateur dramatics. I remember watching one where he admitted to drink driving because they were doing a but on it, saying that just because he's doing that job doesn't mean he's perfect. He should just do it full time imo, get this Adrian twat to fuck.
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Welsh Dan
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I've met Alistair Stewart, as he did the Police passing out parade 
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alan-g-w
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He's a quality guy, 999 lifesavers was a cracking show.
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AndyKent
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Hate that guy. Way too over the top. He often sounds surprised when a getaway car speeds through a built up area.
And the hipocrit Stewart tbf. That posh accent and 'holier-than-thou' attitude when he's been done for drink driving makes me
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Welsh Dan
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Hence why we thought it was strange him doing the presenting at a Police award ceremony
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jrsteeve
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This the one they put the extra sound effects on with daft tyre screeching noises when they're practically at a stand still?
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CORSA NUT
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Who watches this, in particular the ones with this total, absolute utter wanker of a person:
Adrian Simpson, he's a total bawbag. I'm sitting watching it just now and while I'm rarely on the side of the people trying to get away from the police it annoys the living fuck out of me when he says things like 'the suspect goes onto the middle hatching, causing a lorry to swerve out the way' when the lorry didn't even need to fucking move. I just saw another right that very second where a lorry was veering about because the driver was eating a yoghurt, which I don't agree with obviously, but this prick said 'he narrowly misses hitting a bus' but you couldn't even see a bus in the picture??
When they put him in the simulators to see things like what driving while on the phone is like compared to without he hams it up to fuck veering into the kerbs when talking, all the while he's 'trying' to go in a straight line. Add to this the fact that he's got a moany as fuck stupid voice and we've got a nominee for total wanker of the year, possibly able to knock Mike Brewer off the top spot.
Not a chance...he isn't ANYWERE near as annoying as that fat prick
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Twiggy
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He has been doing skynews recently at 4/5am
Keeps cocking it up!
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Lawrah
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Surely he is just reading a script?
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sand-eel
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Indeed its the producers telling him what to say, so the producers are idiots.
Another thing that annoys me a car zooming through a street and the guy says they nearly hit a pedestrian even though they are on the pavement and the car is sticking to the road.
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alan-g-w
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quote:
Originally posted by jrsteeve
This the one they put the extra sound effects on with daft tyre screeching noises when they're practically at a stand still?
Naaa that's another of ITV4's favourites World's Wildest Poilce Videos with the one and only Sherriff John Bunnell 
They should replace that Adrian Simpson cunt with him, would push the ratings through the roof. His lines are brilliant, have a look at this site for some of his best: http://bsornot.whipnet.net/stupidity/creativewisdom.html
Couple of belters:
"This crazed madman used a cell phone while trying to escape the LAPD. But the only phone he'll be using from now on in is the one at the state pen."
"Whenever you are in a high-speed chase, it is going to be dangerous. But when you are involved in a high speed chase going 100 MPH down the wrong way of the highway, then it is really dangerous."
"This idiot went the wrong way down a one way street - the cops gave him a one way ticket, straight to jail"
He's hilariously shite.
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Pete_vxl
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Everytime i drive like a fanny i say out loud a running commentary in his voice, always ends in me trying to avide the authorities. Am i weird
[Edited on 13-10-2010 by Pete_vxl]
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
I was actually getting worked up watching him on telly this moring, had to calm myself down
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nathy_87
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What channel was this on?
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alan-g-w
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It's on ITV4, think it was on earlier about 9 or half 9
[Edited on 14-10-2010 by alan-g-w]
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AndyKent
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Some of those Sherrif lines are ace
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A1EX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD39tzmKAiU
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
Some of those Sherrif lines are ace
"This idiot went the wrong way down a one way street - the cops gave him a one way ticket, straight to jail"
amazing
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