corsa - gus
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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As the title really, I'm in absolutely dire need of inspiration 
I need an idea of something thats going to convince my ex to take me back and I have tried pretty much everything already that I can think off!
I promise never to make such a gay post again 
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Lawrah
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Guys really suck at romantic
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Joe
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Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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If you've tried everything, give up?! Maybe he doesn't want to be with you, sorry to piss on your bonfire.
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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cut your ear off? worked for Van Gough
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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probably getting a plane up to scotland (400 miles) to meet the girl i now live with in essex 
i was 16 and shitting it.
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Ingham
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I didn't wipe my cock in a girls hair.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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oh and it wasn't just a plane as ryanair don't fly to GLA, only prestwick  so had to get a train from prestwick to glasgow station and dodge the ginger chav fucks drinking buckfast and wearing berghaus coats speaking in a strange language that i can only describe as hehawhehawhodabbadodo
[Edited on 31-10-2010 by Ben G]
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Doug
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
If you've tried everything, give up?! Maybe he doesn't want to be with you, sorry to piss on your bonfire.
I like the subtle use of 'he' to imply that the original poster is of gay.
Here, have a 
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
speaking in a strange language that i can only describe as hehawhehawhodabbadodo
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Bart
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Hand her a wet wipe after shagging her up the shitter.
That's proper romantic, kind and thoughtful.
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C2RL R
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Buying flowers is about the most romantic I would ever get. Always found most girls don't want all the soppy romantic stuff. Well the ones I go for don't at least.
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Limecat
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You haven't tried raping her then?
She won't say no to that. Well, she will but just ignore the bitch, she's playing hard to get and really wants a quim full of knob vomit.
Take what's rightfully yours.
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Corsa_Sport21
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Registered: 13th Apr 08
Location: Leven, Fife. Drives : 205 GTi
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Take an interest in 1 of her friends or put yourself out theyr and make her realise what she dosnt have anymore.
It works.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Romance only works if there's some kind of spark. Given she's your ex, I assume the spark has gone. Therefore, you're not being romantic. You're being needy or creepy.
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JadeM
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This ...........
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=398572
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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Took my girlfriend of the time to Paris for Valentines day  mistake
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Leased a private jet and flew to Paris where I had a couple of shops open up privately so she could pick an outfit for a meal I had arranged overlooking the Eifle Tower.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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You could try setting yourself on fire, heard that's been tried on here before.
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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Leaving before she woke up this morning and only knowing her surname! Living the dream...........
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Ste M
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Registered: 28th Oct 09
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
Hand her a wet wipe after shagging her up the shitter.
That's proper romantic, kind and thoughtful.
Thatd where KFC wet wipes come in handy
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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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bought her a magnex back box
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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A poo with the door shut
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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hired out an entire cinema screen so we could watch a film together. only cost me £100 i convinced them too let me have it privately as theyd make more money.
one of my mrs complained she could never find keyrings with her name on. so i bought her close on to 30 keyrings online from loads of worldwide sites and packaged them up for her.
but i think the best thing was my ex was always saying how she was dying for a holiday, so i spoke to her boss, got her 2 weeks booked off without the mrs knowing, the night before we were due to go, i sent her out with her mates, packed her case, met her boss and took her suitcase in work. next day i took her work, and asked if i could see her office. we walked in, she saw her suitcase, and looked puzzled. she turned to me, and i said "oh yeah, we're goin turkey now"
she cried.
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
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One of the few serious replied of the thread
Proposed to my gf of 5 years on holiday in Spain last year
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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pulled out
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