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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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21st Nov 10 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In the company secret santa I've got my company director ... doh.

Need to think of a gift idea £5-£10 which will be funny, but not get me sacked.

Any ideas?
Norcy91
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21st Nov 10 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can't get you sacked if its a secret
Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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21st Nov 10 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We have a £1 limit
alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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21st Nov 10 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/10284315.html

One of those USB pavement sweeper things, maybe a bit much at £12 though.
brebaz
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Registered: 11th Dec 09
Location: newcastle
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21st Nov 10 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

usb humping dog haha

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-humping-dog/index.html
dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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21st Nov 10 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
We have a £1 limit


That is tight as fuck
Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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21st Nov 10 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
We have a £1 limit


That is tight as fuck


indeed. we usually say £5.

Its also always funny to buy a rude present for someone else in the secret santa without telling anyone and sneaking it into the bag.

Think I bought ass licker breath mints last year
dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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21st Nov 10 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats not a bad idea Bart, for someone you might not like as well if you dont get them you can just sneak it in and make your point anonymously
richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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21st Nov 10 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
.

Need to think of a gift idea £5-£10 which will be funny, but not get me sacked.




SECRET Santa.......
Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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21st Nov 10 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The problem with the usb things is that they unwrap at the christmas dinner.
Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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21st Nov 10 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Henry desk Hoover ftw.
mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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21st Nov 10 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like no one you work with has a sense of humour what so ever
adiohead
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21st Nov 10 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Matt L
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21st Nov 10 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lego man torch tbh.
richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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21st Nov 10 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
sounds like no one you work with has a sense of humour what so ever


Computer geeks....
Twitch
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Registered: 3rd Nov 09
Location: Flitwick, Bedfordshire
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21st Nov 10 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.daftgiftshop.co.uk/1000000-pound-note-375-p.asp

http://www.daftgiftshop.co.uk/coaster---i-love-cock-618-p.asp
http://www.daftgiftshop.co.uk/eye-mask---fuk-off-1193-p.asp
and other random things on that site ^_^
DannyB
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21st Nov 10 at 16:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A shit load of cheap crappy batteries
alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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21st Nov 10 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stressberry

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/10284308.html

chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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21st Nov 10 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html
P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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21st Nov 10 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by richc
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
sounds like no one you work with has a sense of humour what so ever


Computer geeks....


Welsh Dan
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21st Nov 10 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Are there any websites specifically for rude presents. Again, we have a £5 budget but thankfully people can take a joke so we can get stuff thats pretty close to the line
adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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21st Nov 10 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
Are there any websites specifically for rude presents. Again, we have a £5 budget but thankfully people can take a joke so we can get stuff thats pretty close to the line


NSFW
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6971

[Edited on 21-11-2010 by adiohead]
nick_sri
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Registered: 5th May 09
Location: Crewe , Cheshire
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21st Nov 10 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inflatable-Sumo-Costume/dp/B0013Y5GWO

deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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22nd Nov 10 at 20:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We are doing Secret Santa this year as usual but instead buying mugs so everyone has their own in the office.

Get him a mug that says 'Boss' on it or something.

Or this:
The Don 1 litre mug
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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22nd Nov 10 at 20:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got a penis mug last year


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