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Russ
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STRANGE-BUT-TRUE LAWS

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right
hand is on the vehicle

A bed may not be hung out of a window

Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin

Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December

It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises
Nath
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That piss law was talked about on here a while back. Sure somebody said it isn't actually true.
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Aye because the others are all total fact...
Russ
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it was on the BBC site
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You love FACTS dont you mate

I highly doubt this one is true though .................

It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises
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I'm going to phone the police on christmas day and get half of England locked up
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
You love FACTS dont you mate
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Aye because the others are all total fact...


Exactly. Thanks for the back up bro.
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Originally posted by Whittie
You love FACTS dont you mate

I highly doubt this one is true though .................

It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises


that ones true, its illegal to serve someone alcohol once theyre drunk as well
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lega to kill someone inside the city walls of nottingham at midnight with a bow and arrow or something
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lega to kill someone inside the city walls of nottingham at midnight with a bow and arrow or something


Only if they're Welsh IIRC
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oh yes
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Better stay away from the City Walls of Nottingham then
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quote:
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quote:
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lega to kill someone inside the city walls of nottingham at midnight with a bow and arrow or something


Only if they're Welsh IIRC


hence I've never been to nottingham
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quote:
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quote:
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lega to kill someone inside the city walls of nottingham at midnight with a bow and arrow or something


Only if they're Welsh IIRC


Iirc it was Chester, and it had to be 4 or more people as this then constitutes an invasion
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it was chester
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bugger I have been to chester, luckily I didn't die
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someone find the exact law ffs
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6204511.stm
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everyone was wrong

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In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
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I call BS tbh
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quote:
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everyone was wrong
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It is no more relaxing for the Welsh if they make another expedition just across the English border, to Chester.

There, an ancient law says Welsh people can be shot with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
everyone was wrong

quote:
In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.



This one is true, but illegal on sunday. Or something like that.
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quote:
Originally posted by LeeM
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
You love FACTS dont you mate

I highly doubt this one is true though .................

It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises


that ones true, its illegal to serve someone alcohol once theyre drunk as well


This is true, used to state this law to pissed up twats all the time when I was doing doors and no one ever believed it.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
everyone was wrong

quote:
In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.



This one is true, but illegal on sunday. Or something like that.
Only legal on a sunday IIRC

on the beign pisse done, beign drunk at all is technically illegal

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