SetH
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I believe that Grooming is the way forwards if you are seeking happiness.
Thus following the superb execution of the ultimate Groom by Gaz and the happiness that Steven's teenager brings him, I tonight Have a date with a female 10 years younger then me.
This breaks my rules of having a lower age limit as they are usually idiots. However new tactics are needed, we shall see... 
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Steve
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awesome mate, you will love it make you feel young again.
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Joe
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I have been dating a young en, she was amazing in bed and shit but deep down a pain. Good fun while it lasted though.
She will annoy you imo.
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Steve
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Yes i agree its difficult to find a decent young one these days
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Hammer
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This is where Steve tells us his bird is so grown up and mature when in reality she still has a Peppa Pig bed cover and matching slippers.
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Kurt
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I imagine you will have to call everything random
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C2RL R
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If you're just after a fuck off a young hottie then there's nowt to worry about. If she starts getting annoying then bin her for one of her mates.
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Scotty C
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Mine is 5 years younger than me and she's ace. Can go into a bit of strop if she don't get her own way mind 
20 years old, size 8 & D cups is a perfect combo IMO
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
This is where Steve tells us his bird is so grown up and mature when in reality she still has a Peppa Pig bed cover and matching slippers.
no she aint  but then neither am i 
but she isnt a uni twat
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
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Joe
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How old is Seth though? If she's 21+ she could be ok.
Anyone under that age will be a pain, no matter what Steve or Gary Glitter may tell you.
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C2RL R
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Have we seen pics of her yet? You know what to do...
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Steve
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thing is when they get to 18 they are still fresh, but they will have got passed the stage where you used fingered them behind the bike sheds at secondary school and they left that pungent smell on your fingers that wouldnt wash off for a week
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
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gavin18787
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
This is where Steve tells us his bird is so grown up and mature when in reality she still has a Peppa Pig bed cover and matching slippers.
Been for a drink etc with a 19 year old and she seemed more mature then me
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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DannyB
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Like soaking your fingers in tuna brine
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Like soaking your fingers in tuna brine
I could dry heave! 
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
How old is Seth though? If she's 21+ she could be ok.
Anyone under that age will be a pain, no matter what Steve or Gary Glitter may tell you.
Im fucking old mate, check my registered date
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JonnyJ
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Cant beat a bit of young teen gash. Thursday nights are brilliant where i live as all the underage drinkers come out to get drunk. We've christened it Teen Gash Night or TGN so as most to arouse suspicion when discussing it
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
thing is when they get to 18 they are still fresh, but they will have got passed the stage where you used fingered them behind the bike sheds at secondary school and they left that pungent smell on your fingers that wouldnt wash off for a week
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
FLOLZ!! why is this so true? First girl I fingered was uhm.... well lets just say an age that pedo bear would approve off and uhm.... shit sherlock her little cunt stunk to high heaven.
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SetH
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JonnyJ I wish to go drinking with you please.
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JonnyJ
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Do you promise not to make fun of my bouffant?
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Marc
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Pics/vids/home made sexy movies. You know what to do.
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Jenko_Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
JonnyJ I wish to go drinking with you please.
+1
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C2RL R
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TGN!
It's true tho, Thursdays are miles better. It seems the older you get the easier it is to pull the young uns. I've had more success with the egg Fu young now I'm 28 than I had when I was a nipper. Although that's not difficult...
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by C2RL R]
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pow
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JonnyJ can I come drinking on a thursday please?
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JonnyJ
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Everyone is welcome to take in TGN. However im at work that night  Only ever get to do the odd night. Need to change my shifts to get thursday off as the literally come out wearing fuck all, you can almost taste the jail time.
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