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u25low
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13th Jan 11 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Seriously, who calls their baby Smelly Head or Sexual Intercourse?!

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/family-parenting/10-illegal-baby-names-blog-3-yahoo-lifestyles.html
Russ
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Got baby got name
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Kerry
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13th Jan 11 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who is he
u25low
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13th Jan 11 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The mystery man...

Capable of stopping anyone understand irony or sarcasm... In fact, I can also make them pin those undetected sarcastic, ironic statements onto their OWN posts, so that they can take the piss out of themselves...

Marvelous...

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by u25low]

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by u25low]
Russ
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Magnificent
Nath
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Excellent
Lawrah
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Pressure Gas Meter?
ed
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13th Jan 11 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:

My sister named her children Speed & Chayce in the hopes that ones day they will be racecar drivers. We're not even chavs! Wrong on so many levels!

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205tom
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13th Jan 11 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Heard a few a while ago,in new Zealand ones that past included no16 bus shelter, yeaaaaa Detroit, violence, an sex fruit
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13th Jan 11 at 14:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a friend of mine is called Twigg and decided to name his son Ben

Ben Twigg, nothing wrong with that right?

his middle name is Daniel making his name

Ben D Twigg.....he didnt realize until someone pointed it out to him six months after they chose the name!
Tommy
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13th Jan 11 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I actually knew a bloke called Michael Hunt, he was american so his parents must have been thick as shit
JonnyJ
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13th Jan 11 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One of my friends is a primary school teacher. She had a lad in her class called Bailey, who had a brother and sister called Cognag and Tia Maria

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by JonnyJ]
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Talking of funny names, i have a mate called Mr doughty, he named his little on stanley.

So his name shortned is Stan doughty.

This was done deliberatly.

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Rob126
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13th Jan 11 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
similar article in our paper:

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20100411/opinion/hello-my-name-is-cleavage

someone is actually named cleavage here in malta!!!!
Jambo
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13th Jan 11 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kid in local Wilkinsons was getting yelled at by an oxygen theiving meat sack, "Come ere Rhinna or I'm gunna fuckin smack you!!"

Nice.
SteveW
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13th Jan 11 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
friend of mine Mr Dibble, named his kid Maximillion Danger Dibble

his actual middle name is Danger.. awesome

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by SteveW]
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13th Jan 11 at 16:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My bro's ex's cousin had a child and called her Iona. Her surname is Hatt
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13th Jan 11 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm going to call my son Dizzee Rascal.
Cole
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13th Jan 11 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I know a lad called nick cole (nicole)stupid bloody parents

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by Cole]
chrisritch
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13th Jan 11 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Destanie
bird in our village called her daughter Bogena (sp) after a champagne. shortened to Bo, the same name as my dog.
Tedney
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13th Jan 11 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I know someone who has a kid with the middle name Badger and his other kids first name is Tiger.
mattfiesta
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13th Jan 11 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
I actually knew a bloke called Michael Hunt, he was american so his parents must have been thick as shit


I have two friends called Mike Hunt, one changed his first name to Mitch and the other uses his mothers maiden name.
Matt L
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13th Jan 11 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
anyone lol at anus? or just childish me?
emicen
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13th Jan 11 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Went on a funny name hunt in the address book one day when bored on an internship, guy at Ford USA called Ginger Twatt. ETA: he was a FAP analyst

(apparently with two t's on the end it's pronounced twot, still, fuck being called that!)

I've seen people posting on Facebook about their children with names like Cruze. Celebs have a lot to answer for.

[Edited on 13-01-2011 by emicen]

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