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DaveyLC
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19th Jan 11 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate has just made a random purchase! Set of ex-fire service jaws, cutters and lifting ram complete with petrol powered hydraulic pump.. We had some fun:
Eck
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19th Jan 11 at 22:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can you just buy that sort of shit no questions asked? Quite a lethal tool to be floating about
Jamie Walby
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Could have a proper danger wank with one of those bad boys
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Could have a proper danger wank with one of those bad boys


FUCKING LOL LOL LOL LOL
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Can you just buy that sort of shit no questions asked? Quite a lethal tool to be floating about


Yeah no dangerous than lots of other stuff

I really want to stick the jaws through someones letter box and fire them up for a giggle
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Have you considered removing your own arm, 127 hours stylee, the. Surgically attaching the jaws to your shoulder! Would get so much pussy with that, just make sure you finger girls with your remaining human hand otherwise you would have a vaginal massacre on your hands (claw?)
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why do it to that civic???
i want one of those. now theres one less you b'stard
DaveyLC
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Because its a piece of shit?
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those ones have a teggi engine inside.
can make them into propper sleepers
DaveyLC
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It will be coke cans in china next week.
DaveyLC
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Reckon you should try to remove an engine with no other tools but the jaws
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looks like he as done a good job already
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
those ones have a teggi engine inside.
can make them into propper sleepers


No, they don't. MB6's have the same longblock and a few similarities, but you need DC2 camshafts among other things to make it a "teggi" engine. But I do agree, trashing it isn't the best idea unless the engine is getting removed to be sold!

[Edited on 20-01-2011 by Eck]
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I'm telling
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
those ones have a teggi engine inside.
can make them into propper sleepers


No, they don't. MB6's have the same longblock and a few similarities, but you need DC2 camshafts among other things to make it a "teggi" engine. But I do agree, trashing it isn't the best idea unless the engine is getting removed to be sold!

[Edited on 20-01-2011 by Eck]


yeah apart from a few mods they're essentially a b18 block used in dc2
and having one of those in something that looks like a rover is just awesome imo
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Worth quite abit of money in parts those MB6's.
DaveyLC
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20th Jan 11 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ah well.
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looks like it couldn't even cut a strut brace in two.

custard pics please?
DaveyLC
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The jaws were put under the brace and it was forced upwards, both flichs' bowed in and the brace snapped from one side. When it was stuck behind the turret the whole car twisted and the windscreen burst.
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Also look at the passenger side turret lol! That car was completely straight before it was attacked with the jaws!
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20th Jan 11 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What was wrong with it before you fucked it up?
DaveyLC
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Nothing.
MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
What was wrong with it before you fucked it up?


It had a vtec

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