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Author Man United Debt Secret of Eternal Youth, Cosmo Big Fat Gayer etc
Marc
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22nd Jan 11 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not copied and pasted, I've re worded from the Telegraph!

United are to invest £11m in a new sports science centre at Carrington which will have Vitamin D Bed Chambers - Essentially fancy sun beds which restore Vitamin D. This is particularly benficial to the black players who don't absorb Vit D as much.

The players also wear GPS in their training tops to monitor individual training performances. The first club to do so. It plugs in to the back of the heart rate monitor and they can download all the data afterwards.

Theres also gravity free treadmills where the players are strapped in and elevated and underwater treadmills, which are used for rehibilitation.

They also have computerized analysis of their opponants performances via the ProZone system. This is behind closed doors though and not made available to the players.
Nath
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But how are you paying for this?!
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I think we will really struggle this season Nath, what with not replacing Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo.
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Don't forget Staam.
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vitamin d comes from nautral sunlight, so maybe your players should stop being hermits, sitting in their rooms wanking to granny porn and get out in the garden.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
But how are you paying for this?!


Marks and Spencer 0% credit card
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
vitamin d comes from nautral sunlight, so maybe your players should stop being hermits, sitting in their rooms wanking to granny porn and get out in the garden.


Dark skinned people dont produce as much.
Ben G
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this is england 86
Ben J
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GPS training tops. No way are they the first club to use them. Arsenal have been using them for ages.
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Arsenal invented football.
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TA6 thought of the idea years ago when off his face on black cans

 
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