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Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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25th Jan 11 at 11:02

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murdering pattle.

I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth born companion
An' fellow mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't.

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's win's ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou's turned out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld.

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou are blest, compared wi' me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e'e,
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

Have a Haggis.

BarnshaW

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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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25th Jan 11 at 11:12

wtf is this

C2RL R

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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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25th Jan 11 at 11:13

i like haggis. i just cant stand the thought of what goes in it.

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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25th Jan 11 at 11:15

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
wtf is this

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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25th Jan 11 at 11:15

You dont know ANY burns poems?

emicen

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Registered: 26th Jul 10
Location: Glasgow
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25th Jan 11 at 11:16

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin’ all ower the place.

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle.

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek.

But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!

God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.

A’body roon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.

Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.

Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o won wee ferty.

BarnshaW

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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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25th Jan 11 at 11:16

no, thought it was a night of celebration for hiroshima survivors

Lawrah

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25th Jan 11 at 11:18

Dont mock Burns emicen

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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25th Jan 11 at 11:18

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/forumdisplay.php?fid=33 tbh

chrisritch

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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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25th Jan 11 at 11:20

just another excuse for the scottish to get pissed tbh

Lawrah

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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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25th Jan 11 at 11:20

You best not come in April then Nath.

[Edited on 25-01-2011 by Lawrah]

harrisp

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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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25th Jan 11 at 11:21

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i like haggis. i just cant stand the thought of what goes in it.

I had haggis last night

My dad was saying the other week he hadnt had it in years so I bought some, was much better than I was expecting.

C2RL R

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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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25th Jan 11 at 11:23

it is really nice!

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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25th Jan 11 at 11:24

It's actually not that bad the shit that goes in it tbh. If you get good quality haggis it's better than donner meat or the shite that goes into chippy sausages.

I'm not its biggest fan however.

mike56gte

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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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25th Jan 11 at 11:26

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
just another excuse for the scottish to get pissed tbh

we dont need excuses we just get drunk.

mike56gte

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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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25th Jan 11 at 11:27

quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
no, thought it was a night of celebration for hiroshima survivors

adiohead

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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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25th Jan 11 at 11:30

Merry Christmas x

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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25th Jan 11 at 11:31

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
You best not come in April then Nath.

[Edited on 25-01-2011 by Lawrah]

Pfft behave. I'm a founding member.

Pip308

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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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25th Jan 11 at 12:00

Haggis is awesome :-) not got a burns night to crash thus year :-(

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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25th Jan 11 at 12:33

just seen this in my diary, didnt bother me though

c20let

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Registered: 25th Jun 05
Location: Aberdeenshire Drives: VXR Astravan,Evo 9GT,mr2 tbo
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25th Jan 11 at 12:46

Haggis, neeps & tatties tonight

C2RL R

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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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25th Jan 11 at 12:57

what are neeps?

McWillster

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Registered: 23rd Mar 09
Location: Huntly, Aberdeenshire
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25th Jan 11 at 12:59

Turnips to you Englandshire folk.

mike56gte

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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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25th Jan 11 at 13:00

just having a haggis roll the now.

Scotty_B

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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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25th Jan 11 at 13:36

Haggis pie from Greggs.

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