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antnee
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Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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7th Feb 11 at 19:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
As part of some revenge, I need ideas of things to put through a 1cm hole (diameter)

So far thought of

Ikea pencils
spaghetti
shaving foam through a straw
rice through a straw

Ideas?
Ben G
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7th Feb 11 at 19:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your cock.
IvIarkgraham
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7th Feb 11 at 19:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your dick

ba da dum tsch

why are you taking revenge?
IvIarkgraham
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7th Feb 11 at 19:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ffs ben!
nathy_87
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7th Feb 11 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Feeeeebe.

1 Boiled Egg.



Ben G
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7th Feb 11 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
ffs ben!


FAZ
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7th Feb 11 at 19:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do explain ant....
Ben G
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7th Feb 11 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it all sounds a bit queer tbh. i'd imagine a bumhole is about 1cm in diameter.
AndyKent
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7th Feb 11 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Paintballs at high speed
scottyp1989
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7th Feb 11 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
frozen prawns,
FAZ
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7th Feb 11 at 20:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
smoke machine and 1cm wide pipe
Matty W
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7th Feb 11 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
loads of cable ties, zipped together
a whole post-it note pad
pieces of cheese string
fire ants
antnee
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7th Feb 11 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We have unscrewed the peep hole thing from a mates door, and are now filling his room with stuff while he's out
FAZ
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7th Feb 11 at 20:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


water?
sweetcorn
frozen peas
garlic butter
ripped up paper + hair dryer
Bonney
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7th Feb 11 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shaving foam
Silly string
Expanding Foam
GF-91
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Mayonnaise (sp) Ketchup
Rich H
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7th Feb 11 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Flour, followed by water.
Tomnova16
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7th Feb 11 at 20:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hundreds and thousands. And those silver ball cake decorations.
Oh and loads of ball bearings

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Dan
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7th Feb 11 at 20:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A few cans of squirty cream? Drawing pins? Toothpaste?

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derick-sport
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7th Feb 11 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
urine
semen
fairy liquid
cracked eggs
cheese
spit
paper
anything messy
SetH
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7th Feb 11 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Semen mixed with Bum Juice.
scottyp1989
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7th Feb 11 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i ill go with bonney on this and say expanding foam then
Ronson
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7th Feb 11 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
Hundreds and thousands. And those silver ball cake decorations.
Oh and loads of ball bearings


Best idea yet, he wont know, walks through the door and WHACK he's on the deck
Matty W
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7th Feb 11 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put some tiger seal in afterwards to stick it all together
Root
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7th Feb 11 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont forget to put the spy hole back on so he has no clue lol

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