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Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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8th Feb 11 at 22:07

the bastards took my dictionary and scrabble board, cant believe it im lost for words

DannyB

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8th Feb 11 at 22:15

get out

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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8th Feb 11 at 22:16

i went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread. the fucking birds were all over me

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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8th Feb 11 at 22:16

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
get out

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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8th Feb 11 at 22:19

The BBC have a new show starting next week. It's a cooking show for women that have been victims of domestic violence abuse... It's called 'Can't cook, Right hook'

deano87

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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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8th Feb 11 at 22:24

Big fat lolz.

MarkSport

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8th Feb 11 at 22:26

novarobbo

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Registered: 25th Jun 06
Location: Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire
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8th Feb 11 at 22:48

that was quite poo

_Allan_

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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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8th Feb 11 at 23:10

olzl

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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8th Feb 11 at 23:16

Women goes to the doctors and says "everytime i look in the mirror i want to kill myself.

Dr replies, "hmm im not sure whats wrong with you, but theres nothing wrong with your eyesight"

ash_corsa

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Registered: 15th Apr 04
Location: Shrewsbury
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8th Feb 11 at 23:17

Paddy's wife comes home from work to find all her sex toys nailed to the wall in a line.
She screams "You fucking dozy Irish bastard, I said I wanted a dado rail"

Made me chuckle!

ash_corsa

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Registered: 15th Apr 04
Location: Shrewsbury
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8th Feb 11 at 23:18

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Women goes to the doctors and says "everytime i look in the mirror i want to kill myself.

Dr replies, "hmm im not sure whats wrong with you, but theres nothing wrong with your eyesight"

Out of todays Sun if im not mistaken!

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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8th Feb 11 at 23:18

what do you call a gay irish couple?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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8th Feb 11 at 23:21

Someone did a thing for a guy once....the end.

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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8th Feb 11 at 23:23

What brown and sticky?

a stick

7 dwarves in a bath feeling happy, happy gets out so they start feeling grumpy

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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8th Feb 11 at 23:23

lolol @ dwarfs one.

chrisritch

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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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8th Feb 11 at 23:24

Turns out the Twin Towers disaster wasnt terrorists but Irish builders. Paddy couldnt get a door to fit so asked Mick to get a plane and take a bit off the top

Tomnova16

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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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8th Feb 11 at 23:24

What's brown and sticky.

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter

Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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8th Feb 11 at 23:25

why cant pakis play football?

everytime they get a corner they open a shop

Tomnova16

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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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8th Feb 11 at 23:26

Pmsl

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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8th Feb 11 at 23:26

Said to my missus " hey! fat cunt what do you want for your birthday?"
- She said "don't get fucking lippy"
- I said "mascara it is, then . . . !!"

Ian W

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Registered: 8th Nov 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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8th Feb 11 at 23:36

Whats brown and sticky..

Anal

MarkSport

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Registered: 22nd May 09
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8th Feb 11 at 23:49

Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now

Ren

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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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9th Feb 11 at 00:57

I just had an arguement with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy sleeps with a different girl every week, he's a legend... but if a girl sleeps with two guys in one year she's considered a slut.

In response, I told her that if a key opens a lot of locks, then it's a master key... but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.

That shut her up.

mike56gte

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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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9th Feb 11 at 01:56

why do pakis smell???

so blind people can hate them to.

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