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FAZ
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2nd Mar 11 at 23:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a zombie situation, such as 28 days was real -

who would you save?
what would you do?
who would you race in yo corsa to save?
why?

discussing this valid point with my mate atm
BluKoo
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I'd grab a video camera, dress up like rambo, jump in my dads RS500 and go maul some zombies with a chainsaw.

Once I'd saved the world i'd sell the footage to Hollywood.
LeeM
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depends, fast crazy zombies and i reckon id be fucked. slow morbid fuckers id judt chill out in the garage with my tv and ps3 because theres no chance of them gettin in
Twitch
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Already have it planned. its not about who you save its about survival of the fittest. In any zombie situation they will eventually die. if its from ( 28 days later type ) hunger or ( dawn of the dead type ) decomposing to nothing.
djgritt
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2nd Mar 11 at 23:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd just stay in bed TBH - would be a good excuse for a lay in.
Ben D
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I'd probably only be thinkign about saving my poor old mum but she lives too far away, but i have always wanted to indiscriminately kill people so that is what i would probably do

Also imagine all the cool cars you could obtain if everyone turned into a zombie?

[Edited on 03-03-2011 by Ben D]
bigdan
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i would go looting asap
Swiftay
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Id go tell Will 'I am legend' Smith that im the motherpumping legend and then take that mustang...in daytime of course
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by bigdan
i would go looting asap


This.

Who needs a corsa when you can go find a ferrari or equivilant.
If said owner is still alive then act like a zombie ane kill him. No one will find out.
Budgie
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3rd Mar 11 at 07:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

id find a cricket bat and make my way to the pub.
Russ
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I'd save Paul_j, nobody else is smart enough to work out how to stop the infection, or he could bore the zombies with his essays while i ran away
Fro
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I would combine random ojects such as traffic cones and paint cans to make ridiculous weapons to kill them.
Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
I would combine random ojects such as traffic cones and paint cans to make ridiculous weapons to kill them.


Zombie killer of the week
emicen
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I'd load up the car with selected blunt trauma inflicting weaponry and bludgeon everything in sight until finding the hottest, most out of your league girl possible and ride the shit out of her.

If she loves you for rescuing her, win.
If she cries rape, throw the ungrateful bitch to the zombies.

Either way you get your hole and a load of indescriminate killing.

After that, possibly with a new hot assistant, I think I'd set traps to torment them and get creative with the killing. Maybe fill a blow up doll with acid and watch them savage it then choke to death, that kinda thing
Tom G
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3rd Mar 11 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just go out on a rampage, baseball bat stylee
Ad Blue B
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3rd Mar 11 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

who would you save?
No one fuck them all fight to the death
what would you do?
Go my old place of work (a go kart track) always have in excess of 100 litres of petrol, a full 800 litre tank of diesel for heating, big corugated (sp) steel gates all around the site, makro 2 mins down road would loot there first then go the track...
who would you race in yo corsa to save?
i would race to save i'd see who was up for a race
why?
Cos i do want to survive?
adiohead
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3rd Mar 11 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by FAZ
a zombie situation, such as 28 days was real -

who would you save? women
what would you do? sex
who would you race in yo Leon Cupra R to save? women
why? sex

discussing this valid point with my mate atm
McWillster
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3rd Mar 11 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have had this conversation numerous times with friends!

In the end, i reckon something along the lines of.
Cool novelty for a strat.
One of them eats my mother. (please do not make this into a sexual innuendo )
I'd go mad and go on the rampage, inevitably getting munched myself!

Playing with guns for a couple days would be the shizz though!
AlunJ
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I'd go to the winchester tbh
Whittie
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3rd Mar 11 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

who would you save?
Myself, and if any mates or family are kicking about, them too.
what would you do?
Depends on the situation, if I was on the toilet, probably finish my poo and sit there and think of a plan., but probably get bored and play on angry birds.
who would you race in yo corsa to save?
Nobody.
why?
My corsa has a bald tyre, would be dangerous to race about in it.
C2RL R
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3rd Mar 11 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would like to be in America or another country where you have easy access to mental weapons when the zombies come.
does anyone know what their intentions are yet? i'd like to know the date then i can plan ahead.

 
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