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Matty SRi
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5th Mar 11 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You go to the toilet, do a poopie, then when you wipe... there's no poopie on the toilet paper!

And when this happens you wipe a second time just to make sure? Or do you trust the first wipe and just pull up your kegs and go on your way?
Ben G
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5th Mar 11 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
phantom poo
johnny86
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5th Mar 11 at 09:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck that i always check before i sit down! If its a public toilet i put paper over the seat so i ain't gotta sit on it lol
dannymccann
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5th Mar 11 at 09:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can't beat taking a long shit at work, especially on overtime, and they've recently been done up so its like sitting in a hotel bathroom, magazines etc
Matty SRi
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5th Mar 11 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by johnny86
fuck that i always check before i sit down! If its a public toilet i put paper over the seat so i ain't gotta sit on it lol


Think you misunderstood, i mean when you have had a shit, wipe your arse, but theres no shit traces to be seen
johnny86
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5th Mar 11 at 09:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no... Check it before you sit down to have the shit.. Thought that was common sense ha ha
Tomnova16
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5th Mar 11 at 09:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Clean exit FTW

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djgritt
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5th Mar 11 at 09:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Johnny86 double fail...
Ben G
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5th Mar 11 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by johnny86
no... Check it before you sit down to have the shit.. Thought that was common sense ha ha


wtf are you talking about ?

the thread is about having a shit and there being no poo in your bumhole when you go to wipe it.
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5th Mar 11 at 10:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh shit lol sorry lads.. Aint been sleep yet from last night...
Matty SRi
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5th Mar 11 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And when this happens do you wipe again to double check?
derick-sport
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5th Mar 11 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i just let my boxers pick up the rest, mother doing washing ftw
JaffaTB
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5th Mar 11 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
C2RL R
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5th Mar 11 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just means your bum scissors are working well! Always puts a smile on my face though. And yes I trust the first wipe.
fazza
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5th Mar 11 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i hate the beer and kebab poos usually the next day. when they do the opposite to this thread. u wipe and it spreads shit everywhere

Oh and i dont trust the 1st wipe
DannyB
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5th Mar 11 at 13:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ghost shits are the worst, big banging fucker that leaves you in tears but when you look there's fuck all there?!
cjohnson
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5th Mar 11 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by derick-sport
i just let my boxers pick up the rest, mother doing washing ftw


so true!
kz
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5th Mar 11 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes I love these... always gotta have an extra wipe though, because you never know right?
Matty SRi
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5th Mar 11 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kz
Yes I love these... always gotta have an extra wipe though, because you never know right?


Yeah exactly, have to double check.

 
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