3CorsaMeal
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i was thinking that i could kill a man with a potato, and possibly an unpeeled banana, but a tomato not so much.
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IvIarkgraham
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yes
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Cavey
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I know how to defend myself against a man with a Banana?
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Mike GSi
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If it was frozen!
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3CorsaMeal
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who keeps their tomatos frozen?
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Jake
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who tries to kill a man with produce?
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BluKoo
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Shove it down his throat until he chokes.
Job done.
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Chris F
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quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
Shove it down his throat until he chokes.
Job done.
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sc0ott
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quote: Originally posted by Chris F
quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
Shove it down his throat until he chokes.
Job done.
Do the same with the tomato.
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Jed D
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i stack fruit and veg for a living (i want to die) and yes you could easily do it. i think about it all the time, seriously! iv considered stabbing with a carrot, maybe if you do it hard enough it may pierce the skin on an elderly person
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DannyB
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Fuck off old people have skin like leather
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Jed D
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yeah but i hold more aggression towards them as they dig for fresher dates more than us folk
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Jed D
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do you think if you threw a white cabbage hard enough it'd knock them out? because i do, i think about this all the time. i think i need counselling or summit
maybe even attack them with cucumbers, although on hot days i can think of other uses for cucumbers on some of the lasses that come in
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redtom
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what happens to the cucumbers on the cold days?
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sc0ott
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They get shuvved up an ebonys fanny.
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Jed D
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quote: Originally posted by redtom
what happens to the cucumbers on the cold days?
not as many people buy them
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sand-eel
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Does this include the tomato plant or just the tomato?
Just get him to eat the plant and thus will get killed to death.
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Ronson
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Yes, if they are allergic to them.
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AK
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killed to death..... is that the opposite to killed to life?
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sand-eel
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Root
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thread is full of fuck
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Daveskater
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Cucumbers wouldn't work as they'd just snap. They have little in the way of rigidity.
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I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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