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Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:20

i was laid in bed last night between 9.30 and 10pm i know it was this time kus i was watchin traffic cops

heard my side gate go and my dogs started goin crazy

looked out my bedroom window and theres this youth just casually walkin up my drive and off down the road. i watched him and he went a few houses down and tried their garage door

obviously was some drugged up desperado tryin his luck for his next hit

not nice when ure all alone

p.s he could of stolen my prize rabbit

[Edited on 09-04-2003 by Kerry]

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 08:20

Get a baseball bat...

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:22

ive got a "large object" in the cupboard next to my door and me two dogs but it stil abit not nice

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 08:25

yeah...so I take it you got a big dildo?

Gower

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9th Apr 03 at 08:28

Druggie Scum!

Matt H

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9th Apr 03 at 08:30

about 2 months ago i walked into my kitchen and found this smackhead sttod in the doorway. id had a few doobies so i was a little off the ball anyway and i just stood there looking at him.

he just said "oh im looking for my sister" really calm as if he wasnt doing anything wrong. he mustve been high as a kite.

sad thing is i straight away checked in the nearest cupboard to see if she was in there

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:30

yes i do have a dildo but wot use would it be in my kitchen cupboard. my bedside drawer is much more convenient

just checked me car anyway and she seems all ok

PainZ

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Location: Camberley, Surrey - Drives a Black Vectra VXR Esta
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9th Apr 03 at 08:36

really kerry yo should'nt keep your dildo in your kitchen cupboard!

bit Unhygienic

Sam

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9th Apr 03 at 08:36

quote:
Originally posted by SQUARE
about 2 months ago i walked into my kitchen and found this smackhead sttod in the doorway. id had a few doobies so i was a little off the ball anyway and i just stood there looking at him.

he just said "oh im looking for my sister" really calm as if he wasnt doing anything wrong. he mustve been high as a kite.

sad thing is i straight away checked in the nearest cupboard to see if she was in there

LMAO

Steve

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9th Apr 03 at 08:37

i have a large object, its called my cock

PainZ

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9th Apr 03 at 08:37

steve loves teh c0ck

Sam

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9th Apr 03 at 08:38

quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
i have a large object, its called my cock

You love the COCK.

Cybermonkey

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9th Apr 03 at 08:38

shame its stuck to your head though steve

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:41

steve this is serious

PainZ

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9th Apr 03 at 08:42

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
steve this is serious

LOL how can u say this when ur talkign about dildos

Steve

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9th Apr 03 at 08:44

why is it serious kerry hes gone now

3CorsaMeal

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9th Apr 03 at 08:44

U poor thing.......keep a kettle by a suitable window and throw boiling wtaer over people who u don't like, being their.

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:44

no, i did not talk about dildos. sport 16v was mistaken between one and my 12 inch bar

Cybermonkey

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9th Apr 03 at 08:45

12 inch bar huh, does that hurt when its all the way in?

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:46

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
12 inch bar huh, does that hurt when its all the way in?

bend over and il show you

PainZ

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9th Apr 03 at 08:47

u have a 12 steel bar :/

oooerrr

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 08:50

sorry if I lowered the tone. Just the though of a women having to resort to stimulation through a dildo when theres loads of red blooded males on here waiting to offer the services makes me laugh!

Kerry

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9th Apr 03 at 08:51

i dont remember this

Shelly

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