3CorsaMeal
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Woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn..
The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"
The Doctor says:
"The tea does bugger all, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"
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Baskey
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Registered: 31st May 06
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My wife is such a slut she has a snooze button on her rape alarm.
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moka
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
My wife is such a slut she has a snooze button on her rape alarm.
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Both awsome!
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mike56gte
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Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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both are great
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Root
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rebecca black
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