Matty SRi
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... You need a dump and there's no bog roll! Absolutely gagging for 1 and there isn't any in the toilets at work and i won't be home for another 2 hours! Nothing to imprevise with either
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AlunJ
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gutted we have piles of the stuff...
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deano87
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You don't have access to the stores cupboard? Unlucky.
I always keep a bit spare in my coat/bag just incase.
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sc0ott
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Just hope its a shit that doesnt require any wiping
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Russ
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didnt we have a 4 page thread on this last month
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Sam
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Could always squat on the toilet seat and/or hold your ass cheeks wide open...
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JaffaTB
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Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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Just use your socks/boxers (or both if needs be)
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Twiggy
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use your finger, i assume you have a tap?
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A1EX
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newspaper?
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taylorboosh
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just dont wipe, it will eventually dry and flake off itself
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Ingham
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It's a good idea to always wear two pairs of socks for a dilemma like this
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Matty SRi
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quote: Originally posted by deano87
You don't have access to the stores cupboard? Unlucky.
I always keep a bit spare in my coat/bag just incase.
There is no store cupboard! Thats the thing. I normally keep a roll in my bag incase im at work and there isnt any, but i used it all and forgot to put another in
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Robbo
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go to a nearby pub or restaurant?
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Skylined
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Shit on the floor in protest
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LeeM
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people seriously keep spare toilet roll on them? where the hell do you work, afganistan?
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Eck
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Where do you work? If there was no toilet roll here, we would quite literally walk out
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Ben G
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same as eck, if there was no toilet roll, o one would be working until it got sorted.
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fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
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cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.
I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day
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redtom
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quote: Originally posted by fazza
cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.
I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day
What did you do with them after? flush and hope for no blockage or fold and take home to re use?
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deano87
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
same as eck, if there was no toilet roll, o one would be working until it got sorted.
Union ftw.
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Matty SRi
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Im a security officer and work at different sites/hostels so never know what to expect so most of the time i keep 1 in the car in case. Theres only 1 or 2 staff at the hostel during the day, and just me on the night.
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fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
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quote: Originally posted by redtom
quote: Originally posted by fazza
cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.
I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day
What did you do with them after? flush and hope for no blockage or fold and take home to re use?
flush and hope mate, wasnt my own toilet(campsite) so wasnt worried about blocking it
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