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Author A poem about Rockness. By me!
BluKoo
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   8th Jun 11 at 02:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I come home a little drunk, a little wired and not sleepy at all. So what do I do? Thats right, I write a poem...


2 days left until the festival of the year.
1 day left to get your cider, vodka and beer.

Road trip on Friday. We’re goin’ to Inverness.
So what if it rains, I couldn't care less!

The convoy I’m in is six cars strong.
Nothings stopping us unless the worst goes wrong.

When the tent is up and we’re all settled in,
We’ll empty some bottles and fill up a bin.

The time is near, the time has come,
To move those legs and shake that bum.

Erol Alkan, Nero, Katy B,
There’s so many people that I want to see.

After the gigs we go back to the tent,
Our hair gets all messy, our jaws get all bent!

Saturday morning, its time to wake up.
Is that straight vodka? Fill me a cup.

Bacon roll and a bottle of poppers?
Aye, sure. Just watch out for the coppers.

Saturday to Monday, it goes so fast.
With so much fun, the days never last.

Festival season makes my life complete.
At times I think its why my heart has a beat.

I am from Stoney and there is one thing you will see,
We all go to the front left so you can find me!!!
Jake
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8th Jun 11 at 06:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont know how to break it to you mate
BluKoo
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8th Jun 11 at 06:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Surely its the best poem you've ever heard?!?!?!

[Edited on 08-06-2011 by BluKoo]
IvIarkgraham
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8th Jun 11 at 07:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gay
Russ
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mate, thread author delete
_Allan_
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Xs
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This poem has made me not want to go to Rockness now....
Nismo
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8th Jun 11 at 08:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All good bar the first line, its actually 13 days until the festival of the year, please correct your error.
Jamie Walby
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I've just asked my Dad to hide all sharp objects from me at work.
Brett
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adiohead
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I'm not going to read it.

Jamie Walby
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8th Jun 11 at 09:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A poem about a poem I read today.

Blukoo.
Your poem is poo.
Russ
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opened up a thread expecting a fail
wondered what magic this thread would entail

a Scotch posting shit all over off day
he even mentioned poppers he's blatantly gay

In strolls _Allan_ acting all brazen
he's got a lolcat for every occasion

This threads as bad as the one on share save
who buys a ferarri on minimum wage



[Edited on 08-06-2011 by Russ]
Brett
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Russ wins
_Allan_
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Winrar
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Most blokes if they can't sleep have a wank. Then sleep.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
AlunJ
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Russ is
BluKoo
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Russ's is brillaint
Hammer
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I thought you were advised to stay off that methadrone shit? Holy fuck.
Ingham
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BluKoo can you get good MKAT or what?
ShEp
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Pissing rain and thunder & lightening tonight.

Forecast not looking good for Rockness
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Not sure what I think about this thread
mike56gte
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i thought it was quite good tbh.

russ's was pretty funny tho!
BluKoo
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It apparently made it onto the Rockness website, but it doesn't seem to work anymore

http://www.rockness.co.uk/news/a-wee-rockness-poem/

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