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Bart
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I need some help with a question for a friend.

Bascially a good friend of mine who works for an IT company goes on air at the local radio station for 15 mins every week to answer questions about computers and stuff.
Usually people ring in and ask about the latest version of windows, compatability, the difference between a netbook / laptop etc etc.

Last week, on the spur of the moment, I emailed in and basically said my windows PC was giving me error's about DLL's, I asked where's a good place to buy new DLL's and where can I safely expose of the old ones.
The woman hosting the show stupidly read out the email and kept dragging it on and on
So now, I need new question(s) for this week.

As much as Id like to make it really funny (and start quoting the fresh prince of bel air etc), it needs to be fairly believable, perhaps something that only a geek would understand.

My friend knows it's me, so I might have to make up a spoof name / email address which might just add to the comedy.

If anyone has any good questions in mind, please let me know
Sam
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Ask him if a Mac is better than a PC...
John
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Phone up and say you have an exchange server running in your bedroom but don't know how to image a hard drive, that would be funny.
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Tell them you got a virus so you deleted system32, and now don't know what to do.

[Edited on 12-07-2011 by adiohead]
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@ DLLs!

Don't askl about Mac vs PC, it'll create civil war!

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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
@ DLLs!

Don't askl about Mac vs PC, it'll create civil war!




radio show probably wouldn't need to run that segment if everyone had macs, tbh.
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Gary
@ DLLs!

Don't askl about Mac vs PC, it'll create civil war!




radio show probably wouldn't need to run that segment if everyone had macs, tbh.


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You've been told by a friend you need to reformat your hard drive, but your not sure where you get the form from and you dont have a mat to sit the pc on , you have a rug and will that do?
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Say you've got a virus that pops up with male enlargement adverts - and really point out the fact about different popups.
Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Say you've got a virus that pops up with male enlargement adverts - and really point out the fact about different popups.



I like the system32 one, might try that for tomorrow.

Any other ideas?

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ask him how to transfer server roles using ntdsutil in a elevated command prompt
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say you're part of lulzsec and your name is xa0s
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Not sure about geek questions, but some good names nicked from the Chris Moyles show - Toby Le Rone, Annette Curtain etc etc

 
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