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xa0s

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22nd Jul 11 at 12:59

I was in Milton Keynes the other day in their 'Xscape' shopping centre and was going down a stair lift when I saw this...

It's clearly visible, you could literally tell them what buttons they're pressing... and from down below you wouldn't actually know that they could see unless you look directly up!

What a shit design.

Ben G

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:01

wouldn't it be obvious you were watching though when you walk backwards to stay in the same spot on it?

xa0s

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:02

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
wouldn't it be obvious you were watching though when you walk backwards to stay in the same spot on it?

It was really slow, I had enough time to get my phone out, load up the camera and take a photo etc... and who cares if it's obvious, they don't even know you're there!

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:04

thats not an esculator, we all know you are really a giant robot

Ben J

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:09

I said similar to my mate when I lived in MK except I was saying it was ideal for looking down tops at boobs whilst girls are at the cash point.

Sam

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:10

Is a bit silly really, you could fit a camera underneath the escalator handrail at a fixed point and steal money to your heart's content.

Ben J

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:16

You could. If you were a theiving cunt.

Or you could just look at boobs.

Jake

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:22

your body language at cash points should be the same when you use a urinal

Sam

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:26

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
You could. If you were a theiving cunt.

Or you could just look at boobs.

Free money or boobs? I think I'd go for the free money TBH, money can hire women.

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:29

i'd jump off the stairs and elbow drop people once they have the money in their hand

GF-91

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Location: Burnley!
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22nd Jul 11 at 13:33

Then drive off in your corrado?

Eddx14xe

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:34

I used one of these the other week, didnt even realise you could do this

adiohead

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:46

I'd drive up the escalator in my diesel vRS rally, steal the credit cards and then avoid the pigs on my track motorbike.

Toby

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22nd Jul 11 at 13:57

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
your body language at cash points should be the same when you use a urinal

Checking out the persons next to you pin code?

Hammer

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22nd Jul 11 at 14:20

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I said similar to my mate when I lived in MK except I was saying it was ideal for looking down tops at boobs whilst girls are at the cash point.

This is the difference in mindset between a pervert and a dirt, thieving cunt.

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Jul 11 at 14:22

quote:
Originally posted by Toby

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
your body language at cash points should be the same when you use a urinal

Checking out the persons next to you pin code?

stand there with your cock out looking straight ahead only

Jake

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22nd Jul 11 at 14:25

i look up, but no. stand close so no one can see in

sand-eel

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22nd Jul 11 at 15:15

TBH its a lot easier just to let them get the money....smash their face in...thentake the money!

_Allan_

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22nd Jul 11 at 17:20

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
your body language at cash points should be the same when you use a urinal

3ft away with hands behind head?

Might be a bit difficult to get some cash out m8.

Jake

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22nd Jul 11 at 17:25

Russ

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22nd Jul 11 at 17:37

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
your body language at cash points should be the same when you use a urinal

talking to my reflection, asking if he fancies meeting up one night?

Nath

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22nd Jul 11 at 17:38

Its an escalator thats going down. Good luck if you get caught.

mattant

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22nd Jul 11 at 18:19

Should have filmed him instead of taking a photo, then mugged him outside

Bart

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22nd Jul 11 at 20:59

they probably thought you were Lulz hacking with your iphone hovering above.

/reported.

[Edited on 22-07-2011 by Bart]

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